Posted on 03/10/2014 7:26:46 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Ping
What does the dog have to say about it? Does he like beer? Did he lap it up?
When I was a teen, we used to poor beer into my friend’s Golden Retreiver’s water dish and that sucker would lap it up, and after a while would rage around the house drunk as a skunk and bouncing off walls.
And I mean we used to “pour poor beer” as in PBR.
It’s pretty tough to make a dog drink stuff it doesn’t want to.
That’s alcohol abuse. On a seperate note, my neighbor’s hunting dog helped himself up at bird hunting camp. He knocked over my beer and slurped it up. “Baron!”
Knowing Goldens, the dog probably loved it.
Good, they should have been arrested. Imbeciles.
I used to have a mustang mare that liked those vodka and fruit juice drinks.Had to cut her off at 2 or 3,she was a mean drunk.
The offer of Coffee or beer can be used to chase them away from where they are not wanted.
I had a chicken who used to get into my vodka drink when I wasn’t looking. Eggs were good.
My Golden would bounce off walls if someone just entered the house. “Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!Someone new to play with!!!!!!!!”
Had a friend in high school whose basset hound loved beer. He’d drink it out of a bowl or out of the can if you’d hold it up ... then let out a belch that could be heard in the next block. LOL
In other news it was reported the shawna Pickinet of rhode island..neglected to brush her dogs teeth for up to 3 weeks last month.....she is being held at undisclosed location ...the animal in question will be euthanized in accordance with new federal animal health care regulatory compliance legislation passed last month in Beijing.
Per. regulatory guidelines all members of the Pickinet family will be subject to in home electronic monitoring for a five year period ....and their animals of course relinquished to the new state bio reclamation facility in East Soylent Greenwich.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
All Rhode Island residents are reminded that a positive demeanor has been proven to help reduce suicide and depression of Public Affect Monitoring Staff at every facility where tests were initiated.These Staff are level 8 Citizens! New legislation passed this week will assess responsibility....to individual parties Subject To Monitoring at the time when level 8 loss occurred.Generalized Dispersion of mandated consequence statute #*1900093-33776549-1999-03997548676321-17376397498..will be rigorously enforced regarding this issue!
“What does the dog have to say about it?”
You’ll have to speak to Her Thighness’ spokesperson for a response.
Generalized Dispersion of Mandated Consequence
People who give their dogs booze are mindless jackasses.
Dumb animals don’t know any better.
We’re supposed to but obviously, some don’t.
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