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A Very Important And Important Scientific Ranking of Jerry's Girlfriends
uproxx ^ | 3/6/2014 | Ashley Burns

Posted on 03/07/2014 7:17:46 PM PST by Gamecock

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1 posted on 03/07/2014 7:17:47 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

Corrine was the worst.

Lois was awesome.


2 posted on 03/07/2014 7:18:21 PM PST by Gamecock
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3 posted on 03/07/2014 7:19:28 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

Are you people blind? Elaine Benes was his best girlfriend.


4 posted on 03/07/2014 7:21:15 PM PST by DManA
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To: Gamecock
An article about nothing...

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5 posted on 03/07/2014 7:22:03 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (If Barack Hussein Obama entertains a thought that he does not verbalize, is it still a lie?)
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To: Gamecock

LOL! I briefly dated a woman who once appeared as an extra on a Seinfeld episode.


6 posted on 03/07/2014 7:22:46 PM PST by posterchild
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To: Gamecock

The one who wouldn’t give Jerry a massage was the biggest tease of them all.

The “real and spectacular” girl was pretty nice.


7 posted on 03/07/2014 7:24:27 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Gamecock

I’d rather see a list of Dobie Gillis’ many loves. Tuesday Weld was the best, by far.


8 posted on 03/07/2014 7:25:32 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Gamecock

Seinfeld was one of those shows which everyone talks about around the water cooler the next day at work.

Some really funny ones but also a lot of mediocre ones too but that is just my opinion.

I think most of his girlfriends tended to be 7s or 8s with very few 10s. That girl who played Marcia Brady in the movies was an exception, she was flat out pretty.

Elaine was probably the least attractive of the bunch but I sort of liked her. The funniest one on the show was Newman.


9 posted on 03/07/2014 7:28:02 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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The biggest laugh I got from the show was when Jerry’s mom was visiting and Newman walked in. She goes in the perfect Jerry voice “Hello Newwwman”


10 posted on 03/07/2014 7:30:43 PM PST by DManA
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

For a few years in the 50s I thought Tuesday Weld was the prettiest girl in the world. Eventually there was a girl in my high school who was even prettier and to top it off, she had a crush on my older Brother. That way she would talk to me. Actually she was so sweet she talked to everybody even the dorks.

A friend of mine in grad school did not believe me until I showed him an annual picture of her.

Also my late wife would had stood up against just about any of them in both face and form.


11 posted on 03/07/2014 7:32:16 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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12 posted on 03/07/2014 7:35:08 PM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: DManA
Are you people blind? Elaine Benes was his best girlfriend.

Oh good. I'm not the only one saying "duh!"

13 posted on 03/07/2014 7:35:09 PM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: DManA

Neuman with the farmer’s daughter was one of the better episodes.


14 posted on 03/07/2014 7:35:50 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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To: workerbee

Elaine’s head was too big.


15 posted on 03/07/2014 7:36:45 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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16 posted on 03/07/2014 7:36:59 PM PST by dfwgator
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Real AND spectacular? Nahh.


17 posted on 03/07/2014 7:37:52 PM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
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To: yarddog
 photo joefcopy.jpg My Brother was the best high school running back I ever saw. He was big strong and fast. Also all NorthWest Floria Conference. He got married when still in high school and they had 5 gorgeous kids. Two of the girls were named queens of their respective colleges and the yougest one is the prettiest of all.
18 posted on 03/07/2014 7:39:50 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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To: yarddog

Neuman was best character bar none. Do you remember the time Benes hired him to kill the dog in her apartment who wouldn’t stop barking?


19 posted on 03/07/2014 7:40:32 PM PST by DManA
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To: ClearCase_guy

Manhands.


20 posted on 03/07/2014 7:42:45 PM PST by Gamecock
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