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To: Lucky9teen
2 posted on
03/07/2014 4:44:07 AM PST by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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Putin even makes his own balloon animals
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Obama needs someone to do it for him
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THAT'S WHAT I CALL
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4 posted on
03/07/2014 4:47:05 AM PST by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
5 posted on
03/07/2014 4:47:07 AM PST by
MortMan
(Is a delayed shower a "stay of exablution"?)
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6 posted on
03/07/2014 4:49:12 AM PST by
RandallFlagg
("I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it." --Quigley)
To: Lucky9teen
Just by chance, maybe, possibly in the top 10?
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You know why a banana is like a politician?
When he first takes office, he is green. Then he turns yellow. And then he's rotten.
If a man states an opinion and there is no woman to hear it, is he still wrong?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb?
You can unscrew a light-bulb.
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There's lots of reasons politicians try so hard to get re-elected: Power, prestiege, money, etc. But the number one reason is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.
What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexics Association.
Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead!
7 posted on
03/07/2014 4:49:31 AM PST by
upchuck
(South Carolina Representative Trey Gowdy for Speaker of the House!!!)
To: Lucky9teen
12 posted on
03/07/2014 4:59:54 AM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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13 posted on
03/07/2014 5:01:57 AM PST by
FroggyTheGremlim
("It is not the color of his skin, ... it is the blackness that fills his soul")
To: Lucky9teen
14 posted on
03/07/2014 5:02:07 AM PST by
Pan_Yan
(Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
To: Lucky9teen
Two engineering grad students were riding their bicycles to class. One asked the other, "Hey. Where did you get the brand new bike? It looks really great."
Answering he said, "I was walking across campus the other night and a beautiful blond rode up on this bike, stripped off all her clothes and said, 'Take whatever you like'. So, I took the bike."
"Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
15 posted on
03/07/2014 5:08:31 AM PST by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: Lucky9teen
email rec’d this a.m. Haven’t seen it before - sorry if it’s old.
DAVID LETTERMANS TOP 10 REASONS format TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. Ive decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isnt.
#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit
#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voter
And the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it’s better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America. We don’t care about the beetles, gophers or fish in those other countries.
16 posted on
03/07/2014 5:10:54 AM PST by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
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18 posted on
03/07/2014 5:27:23 AM PST by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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20 posted on
03/07/2014 5:31:33 AM PST by
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26 posted on
03/07/2014 5:48:12 AM PST by
onyx
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28 posted on
03/07/2014 5:57:50 AM PST by
RandallFlagg
("I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it." --Quigley)
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37 posted on
03/07/2014 7:06:47 AM PST by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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41 posted on
03/07/2014 7:22:38 AM PST by
Dead Corpse
(Tre Norner eg ber, binde til rota...)
To: Lucky9teen
Please do me a favor and forward the FedEx e-mail to abuse@fedex.com. I know some people over there and they could use some silliness today.
43 posted on
03/07/2014 7:25:03 AM PST by
Ingtar
(The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
To: Lucky9teen
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