Posted on 03/04/2014 4:58:29 AM PST by Gamecock
NAIROBI, Kenya (CBSDC/AP) - A local pastor has ordered all women who attend service at Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church to refrain from wearing undergarments while attending so that they can more easily receive the spirit of Jesus Christ.
The Kenyan Daily Post is reporting that a pastor identified only as “Reverend Njohi” claimed bras and underwear are not godly. Additionally, the paper says Njohi wants women who attend service at the church to be “free,” and that there would be consequences for those who do not comply.
According to the UK Metro, most women did, in fact, show up at the church, located in the eastern suburb of Dandora, the following Sunday without any undergarments on under their clothing.
He should come to a “seeker sensitive” church in the US. Most women aren’t wearing underwear in those churches.
Things are looking up.
“And, btw, when did Laz move to Kenya ?”
Maybe Laz wants to be President and figures it worked for bam bam.
To keep the flies off the men?
Then the LORD said to me, “The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries and the delusions of their own minds.
Jeremiah 14:14
> How can they be sure the women were not wearing underwear? Are the deacons assigned to check on that?
Nope. Just the Reverend.
Ah yeah.
Heard of some churches like that.
“Bible study” was a euphemism for extra curricular activity in one place near me.
Thankfully, that church has actually started cleaning up their act.
HAHAHAHA :-)
They purchased a trampoline.
Another pervert in the pulpit.
Love your sense of humor in that post!
“Dalai Lama redeeming RC Cardinals Propellers”
As an usher in my church, I don’t even want to think about it.
Yeeeeeaaaahhh...
naughty FReeper !
Guess Barrack will not be attend anymore. Michelle will be able to go just fine though.
and the UK Metro would know that how????
And to think that at one time we were told not to wear patent leather shoes because they’d reflect what was up our skirts.
That is just kind of awesome.
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