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My word "sillier" HA

5 posted on 02/28/2014 4:12:45 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

Mine was, “Stoner.”

As in Eugene Stoner. The guy behind the AR-15.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Stoner

I’m such a gun nut -and proud of it!


6 posted on 02/28/2014 4:18:15 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it." --Quigley)
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To: Lucky9teen

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.

What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead give away.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar’s days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.


9 posted on 02/28/2014 4:23:27 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Wow. Top 20!


11 posted on 02/28/2014 4:24:56 AM PST by glock rocks (If you like your health plan, you're a racist !)
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To: Lucky9teen
What you see is aan exercise in the Golden Mean.

Where

12 posted on 02/28/2014 4:25:50 AM PST by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... History is a process, not an event)
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To: Lucky9teen

That’s just wierd.


13 posted on 02/28/2014 4:25:52 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY!!!!!!
20 posted on 02/28/2014 5:11:23 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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26 posted on 02/28/2014 5:23:01 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen
RUN, SISTER !

31 posted on 02/28/2014 5:38:38 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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44 posted on 02/28/2014 6:24:47 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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