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When the Gun Safety lesson started, the boyfriend was heard to say:

"Now, watch carefully, and every single thing I do.... do the polar opposite."

1 posted on 02/26/2014 2:14:34 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Imma teach you about gun safety, girl. Hold muh beer...


2 posted on 02/26/2014 2:15:53 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: Lazamataz

The Darwin award winner, posthumously.


3 posted on 02/26/2014 2:16:12 PM PST by exnavy (Fish or cut bait ...Got ammo, Godspeed!)
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The girlfriend told authorities that the man had been drinking all day and was explaining to her that his three handguns are safe when they aren’t loaded...
When he pulled the trigger on the third handgun, it discharged.


It’s always the last one that turns out to be loaded!


4 posted on 02/26/2014 2:16:56 PM PST by Atlas Sneezed ("Income Inequality?" Let's start with Washington DC vs. the rest of the nation!)
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I thought the FIRST rule of gun safety is A GUN IS ALWAYS LOADED!


5 posted on 02/26/2014 2:17:17 PM PST by GMMC0987
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“The girlfriend told authorities that the man had been drinking all day and was explaining to her that his three handguns are safe when they aren’t loaded,”

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Too bad he WAS loaded.


7 posted on 02/26/2014 2:18:26 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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"Man Accidentally Kills Self With Gun During Demonstration On Gun Safety"

Man Accidentally Kills Self With Gun During Demonstration On Gun Safety Stupidity.

Fixed it.

8 posted on 02/26/2014 2:19:10 PM PST by Carriage Hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

1) a gun is ALWAYS considered loaded

2) never point the gun at anything you don’t want to die

3) KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER

#3 is the biggie for me when dealing with people who don’t normally shoot- never hand a loaded semi-auto to someone who is a novice- they think the trigger is where your finger goes, and they will point it all around.


9 posted on 02/26/2014 2:19:24 PM PST by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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If you pick up a weapon, clear it.
If you go away and come back, clear it again.
You never know you will be visited by the “Stupid Bullet Fairy.”


10 posted on 02/26/2014 2:19:30 PM PST by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
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Ten bucks says he racked the slide THEN hit the magazine release. Idiot.


11 posted on 02/26/2014 2:19:36 PM PST by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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1. All guns are always loaded.
2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
4. Be sure of your target and what is beyond it.

Broke all four at once. Great job, idiot.

12 posted on 02/26/2014 2:19:57 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
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To: Lazamataz

It is, actually, a very effective way to find out if the gun is loaded. There’s that.


14 posted on 02/26/2014 2:20:22 PM PST by Billthedrill
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“The girlfriend told authorities that the man had been drinking all day and was explaining to her that his three handguns are safe when they aren’t loaded,”

Say what you want, but the man did know how to prove a point.


15 posted on 02/26/2014 2:20:33 PM PST by Oliviaforever
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they weren’t the man’s biological children.

So he's still eligible for a Darwin award then.

16 posted on 02/26/2014 2:21:36 PM PST by Teotwawki (For a person to get a thing without paying for it, another must pay for it without getting it.)
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weren’t the man’s biological children.

At least the children do not have his genes. They have some hope.

18 posted on 02/26/2014 2:23:50 PM PST by hadaclueonce (Because Brawndo's got electrolytes. Because Ethanol has Big Corn Lobby)
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"while trying to demonstrate gun safety to his girlfriend after he had been drinking"

Darwin Award Winner written all over it.

19 posted on 02/26/2014 2:24:33 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Mohammed was a pedophile and Islam is a Totalitarian Death Cult.)
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To: Lazamataz

What a perfect coverup for a murder.


20 posted on 02/26/2014 2:25:19 PM PST by Usagi_yo (Standardization is an Evolutionary dead end.)
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Gee, I wish I could stay home and drink all day,,, and have guns . . .


21 posted on 02/26/2014 2:25:37 PM PST by ßuddaßudd
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At my best friend’s bachelor party, I noticed a commotion among the staff at the “evening establishment” where we were. The entertainment wasn’t all that...entertaining, so I asked what was going on in parking lot out back. They said “you don’t want to know” which was the wrong thing to say to me. So I went back and found some of the dancers hanging around a car, and one ran away saying “He’s still got a pulse!” I looked in the window and said “not for long!” because the guy in the passenger seat had his brains blown all over the inside of the car.

Turns out he was a firearms safety instructor for Don’s Guns, a local gun dealer/indoor shooting range. He was showing his buddy how safe the gun was, and said “see, it won’t fire when you remove the magazine.” Well, he must have had the wrong gun.

Or at least that’s what his buddy in the car told the cops, and the cops bought it. I don’t think they really cared all that much about a dead bouncer in the parking lot of the Chanitlly Lace.


22 posted on 02/26/2014 2:26:45 PM PST by henkster (Communists never negotiate.)
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No. If you hold a pistol up to your head, pull the trigger and shoot yourself dead, you may not have intended to do it, but it wasn’t an accident.


23 posted on 02/26/2014 2:26:56 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
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booze + pistol = Russian roulette (maybe?)


24 posted on 02/26/2014 2:27:19 PM PST by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-hereQaeda" and its allies.)
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