This romantic guy missed Valentine's Day?
To: nickcarraway
Three guesses as to the “religion” of this piece of excrement.
2 posted on
02/24/2014 1:13:36 PM PST by
Da Coyote
To: nickcarraway
Three guesses as to the “religion” of this piece of excrement.
3 posted on
02/24/2014 1:14:09 PM PST by
Da Coyote
To: nickcarraway
“Ah, you say the sweetest things . . .”
5 posted on
02/24/2014 1:14:35 PM PST by
Jeff Chandler
(Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
To: nickcarraway
Might need to work on that pick-up line
6 posted on
02/24/2014 1:14:54 PM PST by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
To: nickcarraway
The Burka covers a multitude of sins.
7 posted on
02/24/2014 1:16:17 PM PST by
Starstruck
(If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
To: Slings and Arrows
PING!
8 posted on
02/24/2014 1:17:13 PM PST by
a fool in paradise
("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
To: nickcarraway
'Marry Me or I'll Disfigure Your Face With Acid' I don't think that will fit on one of those candy hearts...
9 posted on
02/24/2014 1:17:20 PM PST by
rjsimmon
(1-20-2013 The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: nickcarraway
When I did not show interest in the proposal, he threatened to kill me by sending someone from Afghanistan and that he could organise a road ‘accident’ to kill me.*****************************
He really knows how to sweep a lady off her feet.
12 posted on
02/24/2014 1:20:17 PM PST by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: nickcarraway
"No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
"Marry Me or I'll Disfigure Your Face With Acid"
"I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice."
One of these pickup lines is not like the others.
14 posted on
02/24/2014 1:20:31 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
To: nickcarraway
I think this was how Hillary married Bubba..
16 posted on
02/24/2014 1:24:04 PM PST by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
To: nickcarraway; a fool in paradise
Damn, that’s what I should of done with Raquel!
17 posted on
02/24/2014 1:25:30 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
To: nickcarraway
>>Her brother HS, 26, while on a visit to Dubai, received a phone call from the accused threatening to kill his sister. “When I got his call in a conference hall, my sister heard the whole conversation before intervening and telling the accused that she will lodge a complaint with the police,” testified the brother.<<
If that was MY sister being threatened I would have disfigured the SOB’s face so badly muhammed would not recognize him.
18 posted on
02/24/2014 1:27:27 PM PST by
freedumb2003
(Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
To: nickcarraway
I’m thinkin’ this guy probably doesn’t deserve a wife.
22 posted on
02/24/2014 1:38:08 PM PST by
Bullish
(America should yank Obama like a rotten tooth before he poisons the entire body)
To: nickcarraway
Looks like their relationship failed the litmus test.
24 posted on
02/24/2014 1:46:48 PM PST by
CrazyIvan
(Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
To: nickcarraway
25 posted on
02/24/2014 1:53:48 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: nickcarraway
Marry me or I keeeeel you....?
Good grief. Why she didn’t snatch up this catch is beyond me. /s
27 posted on
02/24/2014 2:00:41 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: nickcarraway
Am I reading this correctly? The woman visited him in Dubai after he made the first threat? And she continues to speak with him on the phone?
Has she not considered moving and getting an unlisted number?
30 posted on
02/24/2014 2:10:19 PM PST by
Wiser now
(Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
To: nickcarraway
It’s an idiomatic expression which loses something in translation. The actual meaning is “What’s your sign?”
32 posted on
02/24/2014 2:20:43 PM PST by
Jeff Chandler
(Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
To: nickcarraway
“Saying he had money and power”
The Honor Graduate from The Bill Clinton Charm School.
37 posted on
02/24/2014 4:01:39 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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