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Look what our society has to look forward to.
1 posted on 02/23/2014 7:10:39 PM PST by ReformationFan
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It'll never last.

Body fluids and electronics don't mix

2 posted on 02/23/2014 7:14:21 PM PST by ZOOKER (Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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This could be the real war on women. When the robots all look and act like the chicks on beer comercials....game over


3 posted on 02/23/2014 7:15:18 PM PST by BRL
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Wasn’t there a Twilight Zone episode about this?


4 posted on 02/23/2014 7:16:41 PM PST by berdie
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“Are you cheating on me with Siri?!” The enraged ai shrieked.
It would be the last thing he heard in life.
Police later found his Cherry2000 model wife wearing his face as a hat while pinning his heart a a construction paper valentine card...


5 posted on 02/23/2014 7:18:15 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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She’ll clean out his bank account and run away with a Mac.


6 posted on 02/23/2014 7:19:50 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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“Harcourt Fenton Mudd!”


8 posted on 02/23/2014 7:20:26 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Bender2; KC_Lion

Fembot ping.


9 posted on 02/23/2014 7:21:04 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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Wait until they come up with the Holodeck.

RPG's will be taken to a whole new level....

10 posted on 02/23/2014 7:21:08 PM PST by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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11 posted on 02/23/2014 7:21:08 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (If Barack Hussein Obama entertains a thought that he does not verbalize, is it still a lie?)
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Kook. CooCoo. Barmy.


16 posted on 02/23/2014 7:25:53 PM PST by Cboldt
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To: ReformationFan

ridiculous


17 posted on 02/23/2014 7:26:31 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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My luck, they’re just like my ex and only run on alcohol


21 posted on 02/23/2014 7:29:11 PM PST by digger48
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I’m gonna buy a paper doll, that I can call my own
A doll that other fellas cannot steal
And then the flirty, flirty guys - with all their flirty, flirty eyes
Will have to flirt with dollies, that are real

When I come home at night - she will be waiting
She’ll be the truest doll in all this world
I’d rather have a paper doll, to call my own
Then have a fickle minded - real live girl

corrects a few typos and corrects punctuation:

I’m gonna buy a paper doll that I can call my own
A doll that other fellas cannot steal
And then the flirty, flirty guys with their flirty, flirty eyes
Will have to flirt with dollies that are real

When I come home at night she will be waiting
She’ll be the truest doll in all this world
I’d rather have a paper doll to call my own
Than have a fickle-minded real live girl

I’d rather have a paper doll to call my own
Than have a fickle-minded real live girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2m8VZBfRYo


27 posted on 02/23/2014 7:35:01 PM PST by ladyjane
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Wasn’t this an episode of the Twilight Zone?


29 posted on 02/23/2014 7:36:49 PM PST by DemforBush (A Repo Man is *always* intense.)
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35 posted on 02/23/2014 7:45:49 PM PST by MuttTheHoople (Nothing is more savage and brutal than justifiably angry Americans. DonÂ’t believe me? Ask the Germa)
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To: ReformationFan

What about pheromones...sometimes you just look at someone and that’s it!


39 posted on 02/23/2014 7:56:31 PM PST by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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43 posted on 02/23/2014 8:03:24 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (I just messed up my tagline. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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i don’t think apple’s warranty will cover getting semen out of your iphone.

it may sound blunt but i don’t sugarcoat things.

oh, and that’s probably what they’ll call what the guy does to his iphone. sugarcoating.


51 posted on 02/23/2014 8:46:32 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Isn’t that just some fancy way to be a wanker?


59 posted on 02/23/2014 9:46:13 PM PST by Darren McCarty (Abortion - legalized murder for convenience)
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I don't know... I saw a couple of episodes of Star Trek, TNG, where chicks fell for Data, and even though he was "anatomically correct," it never ended well for the women.

Mark

60 posted on 02/23/2014 10:37:35 PM PST by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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