Posted on 02/22/2014 10:44:53 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
With the help of Google Translate (and an ability to interpret completely random sentence structure), an American can find out what kind of advice the Japanese give to their own countrymen on how to handle the peculiarities of American culture. Here are some things to look out for if you are visiting America from Japan.
In Japan, each person eating gets as many individual dishes as needed for the meal. Sometimes more than 10 dishes per person are used. In America, there is a method where a large bowl or dish is placed in the middle of the table, and you take as much as you like from there, and put it on a big dish said to be a "dinner plate."
In Japan, meals at home are for eating, because your stomach is vacant. At an American’s dinner, there is food, decorations on the table and tableware, and music to produce a fun atmosphere. It is a time for maintaining rich human relationships. Therefore, the meal is as long as 40 minutes. In addition, often the decorative tableware has been handed down mother to daughter, two generations, three generations. In addition, there are even more valuable dishes used for Christmas and Thanksgiving.
American food is flat to the taste, indifferent in the subtle difference of taste. There is no such thing there as a little “secret ingredient.” Sugar, salt, pepper, oils, and routine spices are used for family meals. There is no such thing as purely U.S. cuisine, except the hamburger, which isn’t made at home so much. There is almost nothing special to eat based on the different seasons of the year. Basically, they like sweet, high fat, high calories things.
In Japan, hip hop clothes are considered stylish. But in the United States, it is wise to avoid them, as you might be mistaken for a member of a street gang.
The entire United States does not have good security, unfortunately. However, the difference between a place with good regional security and a “rough area” is clear. People walk less, there is a lot of graffiti, windows and doors are strictly fitted with bars. And young people are dressed in hip hop clothes that say "I want you to pay attention to me!"
Manners with cars in America are really damn good. Japanese people should be embarrassed when they look at how good car manners are in America. You must wait whenever you cross an intersection for the traffic light. People don’t get pushy to go first. Except for some people, everyone keeps exactly to the speed limit. America is a car society, but their damn good manners are not limited to cars.
In the U.S., they do not have a sense of superiority if they are able to drink a large amount. Rather, if you drink a lot, there is a sense that you cannot manage yourself. There is something close to contempt toward someone who must drink a lot to be drunk. To drink alcohol habitually is to have alcoholism. Alcoholics are weak people mentally, to be one means you have spanned the label of social outcasts that can’t self-manage.
Non-smokers are more important than smokers in the US. Smokers capture the concept that they are not able to control themselves, and are the owners of weak character.
In America, whether you are a student, working person, or housewife, you carefully make room for leisure time, weekdays and weekends. Most people are ensured free time, always. During the week they use it for walking, jogging, bicycling, tennis, racquetball, bowling, watching movies, reading, and volunteering. On the weekend, they enjoy even more freedom, and take liberal arts courses and have sporting leisures.
In Japan we believe that there is no free time during the weekday. Only the weekend. We spend the weekend watching TV, hanging around home, working, studying, and shopping, or listening to music.
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If you put your bent middle and index fingers of both hands in the air, you are making finger quotation marks. It means you do not believe what you are saying. You can also say, "or so called."
In Japan, when a woman laughs, she places her hand so it does not show her mouth. It is disgraceful to laugh by loudly opening the mouth. Adult males do not laugh much. There is the saying, "Man, do not laugh so much that you show your teeth."
In America, when men or women laugh, they do not turn away. They face front, open the mouth, and laugh in a loud voice. This is because in America if you muffle your laugh or turn away while laughing, you give the impression that you are talking about a secret or name-calling. It is nasty.
Cashiers are slow. Abysmally slow compared to Japan. I get frustrated when I’m in a hurry. Americans wait leisurely even if you’re in the special checkout for buying just a little something. I thought Americans were going to be quite impatient, but in reality they are extremely laid back. I thought about what I should do with my time while waiting in the grocery matrix, and began to speak at length with other guests.
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Vending machines in the United States just give carbonated beverages. Coke particularly. If you try to buy the juice from a vending machine when you’re thirsty, it’s just all carbonate. I pressed the button and thought it would be a nice orange juice, but carbonate came out. I love carbonated, but there are times when it will make you sick indeed.
In Japan, there is great fear of failure and mistakes in front of other people. It is better to do nothing and avoid being criticized than to taste the humiliation of failure. As a result, there are things we wanted to do, but did not, and often regret.
In America, you can make mistakes, fail, and it doesn’t matter. It is a fundamental feeling that to sometimes be incorrect is natural. In addition, rather than thinking about mistakes and failures, American’s have curiosity and say, "Let’s try anyway!"
Get ‘em into a good barbeque joint and I’ll show ‘em sharp.
The Tex-Mex stuff is abominable. You need homemade, pure, Mexican cousine. The Tex-Mex is watered down for y’alls tastes. Not even hot. I say, if the food does not burn all the way in, causing you to sweat, and burns on the way out too, then it was not spicy enough.
Drive in Buffalo (NY) and you will.
That’s where I learned to drive and it has served me well.
I can handle traffic anywhere.
Funny thing is, when I moved out into the sticks and actually met courteous drivers, I was shocked.
I had to learn to unwind behind the wheel
Haven’t been there in long time. G-d is gracious.
In Boston and NYC using turn signals is a sign of weakness.
That is not surprising. Culture here has changed in this regard as well.
I think it has become better, but many of the roads being old cow paths does not help, while Miami seemed worse to me, esp. the bus drivers.
At least as per official reports. But that is partly due to the moral degradation of the culture. http://peacebyjesus.witnesstoday.org/RevealingStatistics.html
Where do they drive? LOL.
In the Boston area, there is someone named Jack Hammer who is happy to give pleasure to any and all Japanese females.
Just knock on his door 24/7 and you will get whatever you desire.
More due to making everything a felony these days. There are too many laws.
I was an observer for a Japanese Infantry Platoon when they were at Fort Lewis, WA, for an exercise in our urban training site. They were definitely more regimented in their planning but it lacked a basis in reality. In particular, their platoon leader briefed that a mission with multiple, separate moving parts would begin at a certain time. We stepped in and told them that that would instantly cause their plan to fail since one can never be sure that every part would be ready on time. This really threw them for a loop, but they adapted for the most part, kind of.
I came away from that experience not really being worried at all about a WWII redo. This ain’t your grandfather’s Japanese Army...
boinking kids and kiddie porn have their own special places in reserved in hell
It is very sick
Isn't that "soliciting"?
Cue the athletic training motivational slogans:
It's impolite to point this out.
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