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Funniest Amazon Product Reviews
Amazon.com ^ | amazon customer

Posted on 02/17/2014 4:30:26 PM PST by Leaning Right

For something on the lighter side, here's a list that someone made of the funniest Amazon product reviews. They range from witty to side-splitting hilarious.

In particular, check out the reviews for the "Badonkadonk", which is evidently some sort of privately made tank.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: amazon; reviews
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To: lowbridge

Did you notice it was available starting at $45 “New and Used?” I don’t want anyone to explain “used milk.”


21 posted on 02/17/2014 6:31:28 PM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Leaning Right

The Badonakadonk looks like a pregnant Dalek.


22 posted on 02/17/2014 6:33:23 PM PST by La Lydia
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To: Vince Ferrer

That’s my favorite too.


23 posted on 02/17/2014 6:34:33 PM PST by La Lydia
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To: KC_Lion; GeronL

Humour ping.


24 posted on 02/17/2014 6:35:02 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: lowbridge

But it’s TUSCAN!!


25 posted on 02/17/2014 6:35:52 PM PST by La Lydia
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To: cripplecreek

lol


26 posted on 02/17/2014 6:38:10 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Darksheare

NSA: That remains to be determined


27 posted on 02/17/2014 6:38:49 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Dogbert41; metmom; All

HOLIDAY POPCORN OF DEATH:

4 qts. popcorn
1 1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. white karo
1 c. butter
2 tbsp. vanilla
1 bag colored marshmallows
4 c. Killer Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears

Boil sugar, Karo and butter to big bubble stage, add vanilla, and then add Killer Gummy Bears until they melt. Pour over popped corn. Mix.

IMPORTANT: DO NOT TOUCH THIS MIXTURE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. WEAR PUNCTURE PROOF LATEX GLOVES.


28 posted on 02/17/2014 6:41:01 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: dynachrome

That review was hysterical....


29 posted on 02/17/2014 6:41:53 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
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To: Dogbert41
Naw, it’s the Habirno sugar free gummy bears.

Howlingly funny!!

Mark

30 posted on 02/17/2014 6:52:31 PM PST by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: Vince Ferrer

“I unwisely chose the “Drone Delivery” option, but the massive girth of the Samsung required attachment of 150 drones. As they approached flying in close formation and blaring Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyries, the sky grew dark and the winds blew wild...”


31 posted on 02/17/2014 6:56:18 PM PST by TChad
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To: MarkL

If you enjoy sarcasm, this one’s funny: http://www.amazon.com/Avoid-Huge-Ships-John-Trimmer/product-reviews/0870334336


32 posted on 02/17/2014 6:56:28 PM PST by JmyBryan
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To: dynachrome

Feed that to the in-laws, do you?
Sounds like a plan!


33 posted on 02/17/2014 6:56:39 PM PST by HiJinx (Borders, Language, Culture)
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To: TChad

Must have been a Galaxy Tab


34 posted on 02/17/2014 6:57:44 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Vince Ferrer; GeronL; Army Air Corps; GraceG; Norm Lenhart

WOW! The $39,000.00 TV reviews gave me many LOLS!


35 posted on 02/17/2014 7:24:16 PM PST by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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To: Leaning Right

Has anyone seen the ads for Poop Pouri? It’s what you use to keep bathroom smells down. I saw the ad during one of my Korean dramas and my jaw dropped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY

I could not believe it was a serious product until I read the reviews on Amazon.

My husband said we could have used it when we were sharing a windowless hotel room bathroom this weekend. (I was warned not to go in.)


36 posted on 02/17/2014 7:30:29 PM PST by lulu16 (May the Good Lord take a liking to you!)
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To: Leaning Right

I started on the link by looking at the first review of a gallon of milk.
http://www.amazon.com/review/RXXPVOUH9NLL3/ref=carldonath?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B00032G1S0&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=16310101&store=grocery

...written as a full-length spoof of Edgar Alan Poe’s “The Raven”.
The review garnered 421 comments.

Ok, I’m done. That was stark raving awesome. Time for bed.


37 posted on 02/17/2014 8:11:32 PM PST by ctdonath2 (Making good people helpless doesn't make bad people harmless.)
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To: metmom

OH. MY.

Thanks for posting that. I think. I laughed so hard my cat came over, mewing, to see if I was okay. Still have tears in my eyes. Jeesh, that review should come with a warning label!!!


38 posted on 02/17/2014 10:32:12 PM PST by Hetty_Fauxvert (FUBO, and the useful idiots you rode in on!)
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To: reformedliberal

ping


39 posted on 02/19/2014 9:39:52 AM PST by Hiskid (Jesus is Lord)
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