1 posted on
02/16/2014 7:32:56 PM PST by
Dallas59
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To: Dallas59
“slipped and fell on it” — that old excuse?
To: Dallas59
Burped and farted the air out for THREE DAYS!
3 posted on
02/16/2014 7:37:35 PM PST by
B4Ranch
(Name your illness, do a Google & YouTube search with "hydrogen peroxide". Do it and be surprised.)
To: Dallas59
4 posted on
02/16/2014 7:38:09 PM PST by
Paleo Conservative
(Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
To: Dallas59
How would the air valve lodge in the buttocks unless one’s buttocks was not clothed? I’ve known a lot of people had to deal with air valves, never one that got it “accidently” caught in their crack.
To: Dallas59
“It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.”
9 posted on
02/16/2014 7:39:18 PM PST by
Trod Upon
(Every penny given to film and TV media companies goes right into enemy coffers. Starve them out!)
To: Dallas59
It took the trucker about three days to shrink back to his normal size, the time for the air to naturally disperse. You cant turn a tap on and let it out, McCormack said. You just have to fart it out, or burp it out.
When the phrase "pull my finger" is a cry for help...
10 posted on
02/16/2014 7:39:49 PM PST by
BlueDragon
(everyone needs to have a plan)
To: Dallas59
Obviously “in his buttocks” is not where it was “lodged”.
12 posted on
02/16/2014 7:41:14 PM PST by
ROCKLOBSTER
(Celebrate "Republicans Freed the Slaves" Month.)
To: Dallas59
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BOND: "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself"
13 posted on
02/16/2014 7:42:04 PM PST by
Manic_Episode
(GOP = The Whig Party)
To: Dallas59
14 posted on
02/16/2014 7:42:19 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: Dallas59
We need a warning label to protect others from having this happen to them.
To: Dallas59
18 posted on
02/16/2014 7:47:57 PM PST by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Dallas59
19 posted on
02/16/2014 7:50:57 PM PST by
Brandonmark
(OWCM is The new American Minority! 11.06.12 - Day of Infamy!)
To: Dallas59
Does his pink collar give us a clue?
20 posted on
02/16/2014 7:51:13 PM PST by
AlexW
To: Dallas59
I hear he can stand flat-footed, bend over and paint the side of a barn against 50mph winds.
21 posted on
02/16/2014 7:52:18 PM PST by
umgud
(2A can't survive dem majorities)
To: Dallas59
The mechanics of this are somehow eluding me.
22 posted on
02/16/2014 7:52:35 PM PST by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Dallas59
“Man Nearly Explodes After Compressed Air Valve Lodges In Buttocks”
Wait.
What?
24 posted on
02/16/2014 7:53:04 PM PST by
FAA
To: Dallas59
And the article says when they stuck a needle in to get a blood sample, it just spit back out.
I don’t know whether to believe this or not. But according to the account, no it didn’t go up his butt, exactly. It punctured one of his buttocks. Pushing air under his skin, not into his intestines.
28 posted on
02/16/2014 7:54:37 PM PST by
HiTech RedNeck
(Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you. See my page.)
To: Dallas59
After further digging around I found that the air was entering just beneath his skin; evidently the pressure was causing the skin to separate from the muscular structure underneath. This happened in 2011.
29 posted on
02/16/2014 7:58:39 PM PST by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Dallas59
Frank Costanza - “It was a million-to-one shot, doc.”
30 posted on
02/16/2014 7:58:50 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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36 posted on
02/16/2014 8:05:54 PM PST by
TangoLimaSierra
(To win the country back, we need to be as mean as the libs say we are.)
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