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To: Olog-hai

As hard as I try I can’t get my nose close enough to either ear.


2 posted on 02/16/2014 2:55:54 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

Stick a bendable straw up your nose....and stop being silly


13 posted on 02/16/2014 5:44:16 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
As hard as I try I can’t get my nose close enough to either ear.

Me either - I guess I'll never know what I had for lunch or if I'm a homo....

16 posted on 02/16/2014 5:58:11 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
can't be done, unless your pResident 0'Muslim,
w/his Pinonico nose (24' of it).

19 posted on 02/16/2014 7:02:36 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun..0'Caligula / 0'Reid / 0'Pelosi)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER

As hard as I try I can’t get my nose close enough to either ear.
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Like ‘Grandma’ used to say...
Never put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow.
OR
Eat every bean and pee(sic) on your plate.

I used to have a friend that was a girl that would perform certain acts and she swore she could not only tell if you smoked but what brand.

I was usually so enamored and hammered that I didn’t realize she was looking in my shirt pocket?


21 posted on 02/16/2014 8:09:44 AM PST by xrmusn (6/98 --When you have them by the short hairs, the minds and hearts soon follow.)
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