[TurboZamboni]

Farting is not a victimless crime.

[Fai Mao]

“Ahmed Nur Adan” Hmmm, I wonder if that name indicates a religion?

Maybe the farts didn’t smell enough like camels.

[Caipirabob]

Lowseth was left lying on the ground with a confused look on his face and a front tooth missing, the report says.

In my mind, this is how I see the entire left "the day after".

[meatloaf]

Maybe Timmy finally got what he deserved. I wonder what his girlfriend, Avantika Singh, thinks.

http://www.wday.com/event/article/id/85130/

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Gee, a racial slur, in prison. How shocking. Obviously their etiquette classes for criminals are insufficient to ensure gentlemanly behavior in their language.