***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Funny Valentine’s day quotes

I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.

I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony is missing a ring.

What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

Today is February 14^th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day.

To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…

Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!

Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.

It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

Funny Valentine’s day greetings and wishes

I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.

I love you just the way I am

A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!

I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.

Darling, will you be my player number 2?

To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!

I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.

You would be perfect (if only you lost 20 pounds)

I need to fall in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14^th!

You have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.

You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.

I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.

I’m celebrating no need to celebrate Valentine’s Day.

Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.

I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.

I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you.

[Travis T. OJustice]

Incredible, my favorite part of the olympics so far, and I’m no fan of figure skating

[Slings and Arrows]

That’s about the only way I’d watch curling.

[Cyber Liberty]

Have you ever heard the term, “pucker factor?”

[Monkey Face]

That would be the definition of a WWII sailor, watching “Jaws.”

;o]

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

OMG

[Cyber Liberty]

Or me, on the top of a 793 storey tower. Ever seen that YouTube of the guy climbing the TV tower? Pucker factor.....

(Robert Shaw was great as Quint.)

[Monkey Face]

Igor and I went to see “Jaws” when it first came out, and it was the ONLY movie I ever saw him visibly affected by. He never had a ship shot out from under him, but he was on several ships that picked up survivors and saw the carnage before during and after. I want to tell you, those sailors worked fast to bring in the people.

I don’t do towers. Heights of more than one flight of stairs cause some pretty strong emotions in me...I stay away from windows and the stairway is my friend!

[Cyber Liberty]

Whoever came up with that “shark repellant” they used in WWII should have been shot. It didn’t repel sharks, but it taught them where they could go to find a good meal.

:^\

[Monkey Face]

Exactly what Igor said.

[onyx]

LOL.

[onyx]

Happy Valentine's Day y'all

[Cyber Liberty]

Never met Igor, but he sounds like a wise man. I’ve been told the South Pacific back then was nothing like the musical.

[RandallFlagg]

Almost exactly what they taught us in the Navy’s boot camp:

“You will see a shark repellant cartridge with the rest of your lifeboat gear. The first thing you’ll want to do is remove it from it’s lanyard -cut it off if you have to- and throw that thing as far away from you and any other of your shipmates as you possibly can.”

[Chode]

[exit82]

Hey, sweetie, Happy Valentine’s Day to you too!

Your graphic is even funnier when you realize Zero can’t read.

[exit82]

You’re a keeper, and we wish you and your wife the best.

Prayer sent upwards just now.....

[onyx]

You’re right!
Happy Valentine’s to you!

Don’t forget, Jim’s FReepin’ the Marxist right about now when he lands in Fresno on AF1.

Hope to get several photos and the FReep report posted directly afterward on the new FReepathon thread.

[Monkey Face]

I’m still transferring Igor’s personal history into a readable form, though he has been gone since 2000. When I finish it (three chapters) if you are interested, I will send it to you. His recall of detail still amazes me.

It seems he wrote it all within a six week period when we lived in Tucson in 1986. It is only now being transferred (page by page) into a readable form that one doesn’t get tired holding or reading.

[Monkey Face]

I love you, Chode! LOL!

[Chode]

hi Doll... stayin warm???