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1 posted on 01/31/2014 1:43:41 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Gee if I ever get to be a 97 year old dirty old man, I hope I can go out like that.


2 posted on 01/31/2014 1:46:23 PM PST by Edward Teach
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Well he died happy. :-)


3 posted on 01/31/2014 1:48:53 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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Gee...well at least she not nine years old...


5 posted on 01/31/2014 1:49:19 PM PST by Popman ("Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to God" - Thomas Jefferson)
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I wouldn’t call a 27 year old woman a “young girl”.


8 posted on 01/31/2014 1:50:29 PM PST by fhayek
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A miracle he lasted six months.


9 posted on 01/31/2014 1:51:55 PM PST by jazusamo ([Obama] A Truly Great Phony -- Thomas Sowell http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3058949/posts)
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Iraq’s version of Anna Nicole.


10 posted on 01/31/2014 1:51:56 PM PST by momtothree
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The mortician said “It will be weeks before we can get the smile off his face”


11 posted on 01/31/2014 1:53:02 PM PST by Mr. K (If you like your constitution, you can keep it...Period.)
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Those wacky NaMuzis !

Boyhowdy, aren't all cultures equally valuable ? !              

12 posted on 01/31/2014 1:53:48 PM PST by tomkat ( -1 -2 -3 = #4)
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Doc: "Bernie, you're 97 and you just married a 25-year-old woman! Aren't you worried about death from exhaustion?"

Bernie: "It's OK, Doc. If she dies, she dies."

14 posted on 01/31/2014 1:55:38 PM PST by Billthedrill
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It took the undertaker 3 days to get the smile off his face and another week to get the lid on the coffin!


17 posted on 01/31/2014 2:05:31 PM PST by Dick Bachert (Ignorance is NOT BLISS. It is the ROAD TO SERFDOM! We're on a ROAD TRIP!!)
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Musli Mohammed Al Majmai triggered controversy in Iraq and other countries when he wedded a girl who was nearly 70 years younger than him.

erm . . . if the "young girl" is "nearly 70 years younger," that makes her 27 or older.

18 posted on 01/31/2014 2:07:26 PM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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It took two days to remove the smile from his face.


21 posted on 01/31/2014 2:12:49 PM PST by dfwgator
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Grandpa had outlived 4 wives, and at age 102 was days away from marrying a pretty 27 year old, when one of his grandsons approached him and asked,

“Uh...Grandpa, Aren’t you a bit concerned about the Honeymoon?”

“Why?” Grandpa responded.

Well, you know....about a heart attack or something...., said the grandson.

Without hesitation, Grandpa replies, “If she dies, she dies....”


25 posted on 01/31/2014 2:23:14 PM PST by G Larry
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“he wedded a girl who was nearly 70 years younger than him”

Would that put her in her late 20s or early 30s? That is hardly a girl.


26 posted on 01/31/2014 2:26:39 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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97-year-old Iraqi man ... wedded a girl who was nearly 70 years younger

If accurate, this means the "young girl" was at least 28 years old.

27 posted on 01/31/2014 2:28:00 PM PST by Sherman Logan
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I’m reminded of a line from Love and Death regarding the demise of Countess Alexandrovna’s husband;
Uncle-”It’s said her husband the Count died in her arms trying to satisfy her prodigious sexual desires”.
Boris-”No kidding. Died smiling, I bet”,


29 posted on 01/31/2014 2:36:05 PM PST by Exeter (A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
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