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Suspect in downtown shooting being treated for self-inflicted wound to testicles...
The Oregonian ^
| January 29, 2014
| Maxine Bernstein
Posted on 01/30/2014 9:20:01 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
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Full title: Suspect in downtown shooting being treated for self-inflicted wound to testicles, Portland police say
Thanks to Responsibility2nd for being on the ball with this story!
To: Slings and Arrows
Poetic Justice; Thigh for Ball, or something like that.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Two-ball in the corner pocket!
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:21:58 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
Well, the guy had balls, though he was a little nuts.
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:22:51 AM PST
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: Sacajaweau
And you shouldn’t. Now that is testicle-less, he may run for a seat as a republicrat.
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:23:27 AM PST
by
rktman
(Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:23:31 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Slings and Arrows
Ah, Portland...only Santa Cruz, CA is stranger.
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:23:44 AM PST
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Zathras
To: Slings and Arrows
somehow ...I got the impression that he had used a shotgun....which would have made the self inflicted wound fairly difficult..
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:24:18 AM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
("When you meet the unbelievers, strike at their necks..." -- Qur'an 47:4)
To: Slings and Arrows
I guess this is a second order effect Darwin Award.
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:24:21 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
To: Slings and Arrows
some folks just shoot their mouth off
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
Didn’t even have to read to know it was a liberal nut job. Probably has a lot if friends that are a-holes too...: )
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To: jsanders2001
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:27:27 AM PST
by
TurboZamboni
(Marx smelled bad and lived with his parents .)
To: Slings and Arrows
Cocked UN-Locked and Docked and Cocked.
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:28:05 AM PST
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I can hear the ER convo now:
Doctor: so what happened?
Cop: he shot himself in the gonads doc.
Doctor: GET THE F*#K OUTA HERE!
Cop: Nope, no s*#t..thats what the moron did.
lol
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:28:36 AM PST
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V_TWIN
To: Slings and Arrows
Unbelievable. Are the gun makers going to have to put warning signs on the stock that says “Please point the weapon away from you...be careful if you want children.”
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:30:16 AM PST
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Kackikat
To: Sacajaweau
> I didn’t mean to laugh.
I did.
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:31:03 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
> Well, the guy had balls,
Past tense.
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:31:29 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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posted on
01/30/2014 9:32:38 AM PST
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smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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