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Woman Disowns Cat For Being Gay (Nigeria)
Leadership (Nigeria) ^
| January 20, 2014
| Donatus Nadi
Posted on 01/28/2014 11:10:27 PM PST by Stoat
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posted on
01/28/2014 11:10:27 PM PST
by
Stoat
To: Stoat
Sit Sparky!...Good Boy. Now shake!...good boy. Now don’t be gay!...Don’t be gay Sparky!
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posted on
01/28/2014 11:11:12 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Slings and Arrows
Homosexual Nigerian Cat ping.
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posted on
01/28/2014 11:11:16 PM PST
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
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posted on
01/28/2014 11:13:11 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Stoat
Farm animals who exhibit habitual ‘same sex attraction’ get eaten first.
The cat was lucky.
:)
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posted on
01/28/2014 11:15:27 PM PST
by
Salamander
(Sleeping don't come very easy in a strait white vest.)
To: Stoat
Cat watches too many SOTU speeches.
To: Stoat; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; ...
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posted on
01/28/2014 11:19:19 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Salamander
I’m not sure I’d eat meat from that. Just... not. Doesn’t sound right.
To: Stoat
Poor kitty. Hope he doesn’t starve. I’ve actually seen male Felis domesticus grab other male house cats by the neck and mount them, apparently as a dominance thing. The ones I’ve seen haven’t, ahem, really done much in terms of real action. They seemed to be showing the other cat who was boss.
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posted on
01/29/2014 1:50:53 AM PST
by
Hetty_Fauxvert
(FUBO, and the useful idiots you rode in on!)
To: Hetty_Fauxvert
“grab other male house cats by the neck and mount them, apparently as a dominance thing”
That poor Nigerian cat must think its former home was a prison.
To: Stoat; F15Eagle; Gamecock
In the hospital:
Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: I open up the paper, and *this* is what I have to read about? I fell right off the toilet. My back went out again, I couldn’t move... The super had to come and get help me up. I was half naked!
Cat: It’s *not* *true*!
Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: Every *day* it’s something else with you. I don’t know anything about you any more. Who are you? What kind of life are you leading? Who knows *what* you’re doing? Maybe you’re making porno films.
Cat: Yeah. I’m Buck Naked.
Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: Jerry, I can see. He’s so neat and thin. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
Cat: Of course not...
(In comes a hulking male nurse. He parts the screen and announces)
NURSE: 6:30, Scott. Time for your sponge bath.
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posted on
01/29/2014 3:13:23 AM PST
by
Larry Lucido
(If you like your all your base, you can keep your all your base. - CATS)
To: Moose Burger
LOL
But moose burger sounds yummy.
I’ve only had deer and elk.
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posted on
01/29/2014 3:32:13 AM PST
by
Salamander
(Sleeping don't come very easy in a strait white vest.)
To: Hetty_Fauxvert
*Most* mounting behavior is dominance.
Some critters, however, are just all messed up.
:)
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posted on
01/29/2014 3:34:32 AM PST
by
Salamander
(Sleeping don't come very easy in a strait white vest.)
To: Stoat
By this, the cat has made a record as the first cat to be so publicly declared gay and disowned by its owner.
That's just funny right there. I don't think I could type that sentence in my article and have a straight face (no pun intended).
The cat, named Bull, was alleged to be in the habit of making sexual advances only to other male cats in the house
Probably just trying to exert his dominance over the other males to establish himself as the leader. IMHO, if she let him mount and subdue all of the males, he'd have eventually had his was with whatever females he wanted...when he wanted.
To: faithhopecharity
I’m sure the WH is looking to adopt a gay cat.
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posted on
01/29/2014 6:00:44 AM PST
by
Rome2000
(THE WASHINGTONIANS AND UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE ARE THE ENEMY -ROTATE THE CAPITAL AMONGST THE STATES)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
01/29/2014 6:08:39 AM PST
by
Gamecock
(If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
To: Stoat
This is not possible. We all know that homosexuality only occurs among a handful of sinful human males.
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posted on
01/29/2014 6:14:52 AM PST
by
liberlog
To: liberlog
Hey my dog humps my leg...doesn’t make him gay or in to beastiality just make him a dumb animal...
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posted on
01/29/2014 6:56:19 AM PST
by
tophat9000
(Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)
To: Hetty_Fauxvert
As an owner of numerous kittehs over 40 years, it is exactly a male dominance thing. Once they establish dominance it stops. And I’ve never caught any of my kittehs watching Bravo or Brokeback mountain.
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posted on
01/29/2014 7:04:04 AM PST
by
Lx
(Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
To: Stoat; 2banana; frithguild; Velveeta
homosexual minority humpback whale ping
(now there’s a list that hasn’t gotten used in years...)
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posted on
01/29/2014 7:51:13 AM PST
by
null and void
(<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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