[Stoat]

Also:

The woman who threw out her pet cat... for 'being gay' - Mail Online

 

 

 

(Stan's Gay Dog from South Park)

 

[dfwgator]

“Sit Sparky!...Good Boy. Now shake!...good boy. Now don’t be gay!...Don’t be gay Sparky!”

[Stoat]

Homosexual Nigerian Cat ping.

[dfwgator]

[Salamander]

Farm animals who exhibit habitual ‘same sex attraction’ get eaten first.

The cat was lucky.

:)

[faithhopecharity]

Cat watches too many SOTU speeches.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[Hetty_Fauxvert]

Poor kitty. Hope he doesn’t starve. I’ve actually seen male Felis domesticus grab other male house cats by the neck and mount them, apparently as a dominance thing. The ones I’ve seen haven’t, ahem, really done much in terms of real action. They seemed to be showing the other cat who was boss.

[Larry Lucido]

In the hospital:

Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: I open up the paper, and *this* is what I have to read about? I fell right off the toilet. My back went out again, I couldn’t move... The super had to come and get help me up. I was half naked!

Cat: It’s *not* *true*!

Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: Every *day* it’s something else with you. I don’t know anything about you any more. Who are you? What kind of life are you leading? Who knows *what* you’re doing? Maybe you’re making porno films.

Cat: Yeah. I’m Buck Naked.

Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: Jerry, I can see. He’s so neat and thin. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

Cat: Of course not...

(In comes a hulking male nurse. He parts the screen and announces)

NURSE: 6:30, Scott. Time for your sponge bath.

[mmichaels1970]

By this, the cat has made a record as the first cat to be so publicly declared gay and disowned by its owner.

That's just funny right there. I don't think I could type that sentence in my article and have a straight face (no pun intended).

The cat, named Bull, was alleged to be in the habit of making sexual advances only to other male cats in the house

Probably just trying to exert his dominance over the other males to establish himself as the leader. IMHO, if she let him mount and subdue all of the males, he'd have eventually had his was with whatever females he wanted...when he wanted.

[liberlog]

This is not possible. We all know that homosexuality only occurs among a handful of sinful human males.

[null and void]

homosexual minority humpback whale ping

(now there’s a list that hasn’t gotten used in years...)