[Old Sarge]

Any other rules we need to know about?

[ken5050]

Take 3 drinks if he mentions the Keystone Pipeline..

[JRandomFreeper]

I can't play. My liver is suing for separate maintenance from previous SOTU speeches.

/johnny

[stevie_d_64]

I would think everytime you hear the word, “OMAHA”...

That calls for a shot...

[Howie66]

Rule #1: For the safety of your flat screen and your personal mental health, watch something other than the State Of The Union Show.

[McGruff]

Sorry can’t play. I’d rather watch reruns of Duck Dynasty or The Walking Dead instead.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Drink every time he says:

“Let me be clear”
“This isn’t who we are”
“Income inequality”
“Prior Administration”
“five years of improving economy”
“More work to be done”

[Usagi_yo]

Take a drink every time he implies ‘I’ and ‘Me’. Have emergency room standing by for massive alcohol poisoning.

[alancarp]

Above all things, DON'T drink any time he says "I" or "My" -
you'll be under the table in 5 minutes otherwise.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

TV off. Sober night.

[cripplecreek]

I don’t drink.

Is there a cyanide cap opt out?

[bmwcyle]

There is not enough booze in the world to get me to watch him.

[Marathoner]

How about the classic, “Let me be clear”

[Gay State Conservative]

One shot for every “you didn't build that” and two for every “I actually meant semicolon,not period”.

[deoetdoctrinae]

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[GSWarrior]

Throw a shot back each time he says “unprecedented.”

[ken5050]

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[Red_Devil 232]

A big gulp when he says he has created 8 Million jobs. And another Two when someone yells out “You Lie!”

[Mister Da]

If Obama mentions Benghazi, you are free to puke your guts out.

[bray]

Just don’t try this with the phrase, “Will hurt the recovery.”

[don-o]

"This is who we are"