[DogByte6RER]

"Tulsa man accused of taking toddler on drunken horse ride" ... According to the headline, the horse got off Scott Free!!!

[DogByte6RER]

"Your Honor ... I plead No Contest"

[Fido969]

And... you got a problem with that, pilgrim?

[WilliamRobert]

So what was the horses drink of choice, it doesn’t say?

[Drawsing]

Yes, the headline is confusing to say the least.

Choices:

1. The man is drunk.
2. The toddler is drunk.
3. The horse is drunk.
4. They are all drunk.

[driftdiver]

I thought this was a story about the Kennedys.

[kingu]

Doesn't the man know that his job is to cover the end of the street while the child goes on an underage drug and booze rampage? Sheesh, why can't we learn more from the Beibers?

[Liberty Valance]

Kid Shelleen ping

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

At least he didn’t commit the crime of letting your car warm up. That’s a new city ordinance.

[RichInOC]

Some kids get all the cool toys.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

All that really matters is that the horse was sober!

[Tax-chick]

The big question: was the child appropriately dressed for the weather? January in Tulsa is no joke.

[Morgana]

Same on the man! He should have taken the toddler on a sober horse!

[EinNYC]