"Tulsa man accused of taking toddler on drunken horse ride" ... According to the headline, the horse got off Scott Free!!!
To: All
"Your Honor ... I plead No Contest"
2 posted on
01/25/2014 11:23:48 AM PST by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
And... you got a problem with that, pilgrim?
5 posted on
01/25/2014 11:37:13 AM PST by
Fido969
(What's sad is most)
To: DogByte6RER
So what was the horses drink of choice, it doesn’t say?
6 posted on
01/25/2014 11:46:42 AM PST by
WilliamRobert
(Obama so loves the poor he created millions more.)
To: DogByte6RER
Yes, the headline is confusing to say the least.
Choices:
1. The man is drunk.
2. The toddler is drunk.
3. The horse is drunk.
4. They are all drunk.
8 posted on
01/25/2014 11:54:16 AM PST by
Drawsing
(Fools show their annoyance at once, the prudent man overlooks an insult. Proverbs 12:16)
To: DogByte6RER
I thought this was a story about the Kennedys.
10 posted on
01/25/2014 12:05:27 PM PST by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: DogByte6RER
Doesn't the man know that his job is to cover the end of the street while the child goes on an underage drug and booze rampage? Sheesh, why can't we learn more from the Beibers?
11 posted on
01/25/2014 12:09:21 PM PST by
kingu
(Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
To: DogByte6RER; Kid Shelleen
Kid Shelleen ping
12 posted on
01/25/2014 12:30:26 PM PST by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: DogByte6RER
At least he didn’t commit the crime of letting your car warm up. That’s a new city ordinance.
To: DogByte6RER
Some kids get all the cool toys.
17 posted on
01/25/2014 1:17:34 PM PST by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: DogByte6RER
All that really matters is that the horse was sober!
To: DogByte6RER
The big question: was the child appropriately dressed for the weather? January in Tulsa is no joke.
23 posted on
01/25/2014 2:19:59 PM PST by
Tax-chick
(Embracing my inner evil robot.)
To: DogByte6RER
Same on the man! He should have taken the toddler on a sober horse!
24 posted on
01/25/2014 4:13:10 PM PST by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: DogByte6RER
25 posted on
01/25/2014 8:33:21 PM PST by
EinNYC
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