[Theoria]

Dear subscriber, you are registered as a participant in a mass disturbance.

[Jewbacca]

Executive Signal Blocker Case

Features

• Blocks any signal transmission or reception.
• Stylish black case.
• Compact portable size.
• Block cell phone reception and eves dropping.
• Protect credit cards from being read remotely.


Simple Operation

1. Flip open Executive Signal Blocking Safe.

2. Place your cell phone or credit cards in the case.

3. Flip closed and secure with Velcro strip.

http://www.spytechs.com/equipment_other/cell-phone-signal-blocker.htm

[PieterCasparzen]

It’s called big data, it’s a whole industry.

New world order thanks you for voluntarily carrying around their tracking device.

[Texas Fossil]

Hit OFF switch. Then wrap in aluminum foil.

[LegendHasIt]

Dear Subscriber: You are registered as a participant at a TEA Party Rally because Cell tower triangulation data indicates you were within 100 feet of ......

Dear Subscriber: You are registered as a gun owner because cell tower triangulation placed you in or near a gun store for more than four minutes on ......

Dear subscriber: Turn yourself into the nearest police official immediately: Cell phone tower data indicates you were going 40 mph in a 35 mph zone.

Dear Subscriber.: Turn yourself into the nearest police official immediately. Cell phone tower triangulation indicates that you were present or nearby when a mugging / robbery / killing etc. occurred.