Dear Subscriber: You are registered as a participant at a TEA Party Rally because Cell tower triangulation data indicates you were within 100 feet of ......
Dear Subscriber: You are registered as a gun owner because cell tower triangulation placed you in or near a gun store for more than four minutes on ......
Dear subscriber: Turn yourself into the nearest police official immediately: Cell phone tower data indicates you were going 40 mph in a 35 mph zone.
Dear Subscriber.: Turn yourself into the nearest police official immediately. Cell phone tower triangulation indicates that you were present or nearby when a mugging / robbery / killing etc. occurred.
Yepper, I’m every bit as scared of Google as I am of NSA.