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To: JoeProBono

Where are the handles on them things?

I bet they are those auto-flushing types. That as you “lift off” - they flush.

I hate those toilets.


25 posted on 01/24/2014 8:10:57 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

They should have installed a Ferguson.

*BA-WOOOSH* Now that’s a MAN’S flush.


30 posted on 01/24/2014 8:16:18 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Responsibility2nd

I bet they are those auto-flushing types. That as you “lift off” - they flush.

I hate those toilets.
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32 posted on 01/24/2014 8:25:42 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: Responsibility2nd

Knew somebody that lost his security badge that way. He was in the middle of his after-lunch constitutional when it fell off his lanyard and went right between his knees into the bowl. He sat there for a couple moments working up his courage, knowing he was going to have to go in after it, because he did NOT want to have to report how he lost his security badge. Rolled his sleeve up, took a deep breath, and stood up. FLUUUUSH! He had completely forgotten the auto-flush. Then, he had to go report how he lost his security badge...


46 posted on 01/24/2014 10:17:20 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (If you like your plan, you can keep your plan. *Asterisk.*)
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