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To: Travis T. OJustice; gymbeau

As they are getting in mom and dad’s car to go home after a gallon of mountain dew at your house, tell them you have REALLY good hearing. Ask them to scream as loud as they can when they are close to home and you’ll tell them the next time you see them if you could hear them or not.


87 posted on 01/24/2014 9:01:10 AM PST by llevrok (Obama 2008 : "If you vote for me, you can keep your country")
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91 posted on 01/24/2014 9:06:56 AM PST by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: llevrok

Fantastic idea! Thanks!
cheers,
Jim


101 posted on 01/24/2014 9:23:00 AM PST by gymbeau (Tagline under review)
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To: llevrok; gymbeau

Good one! I’m going to use it on my grandkids, too.

One I’ve passed on from my dad is tell the grands that rabbits leave smart pills.

Kid: “What smart pills? What do they look like?”

Me: “You know, those dark round little pellets they leave in a pile”.

Kid: “Hey, that’s their poop. I’m not eating rabbit poop, Grandma!”

Me: “See. They work! You’re smarter already?”


164 posted on 01/24/2014 5:54:15 PM PST by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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