Get Ready To See Michelle Obama's Face Plastered All Over Your Local Subway Sandwich Shop

Independent Journal Review ^ | Jan 23 2014 | IJ Review

[hattend]

The first lady was expected to announce Thursday that the Subway sandwich chain will spend $41 million over three years to encourage finicky young eaters to eat more food that comes out of the ground or grows on trees. The announcement was being made at a Subway shop near the White House.

Subway will only offer a kids’ menu that mirrors federal standards for school lunches. That includes offering apples on the side and low-fat or nonfat plain milk or water as a default beverage.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Nanny State PING!

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[Still Thinking]

Anybody desperate enough to eat at Subway in the first place isn’t going to mind having to look at a picture of Michelle.