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Worst Police Sketch Ever: TX Cops Release Sketch of Robbery Suspect ...Looks Like a Bad Cartoon
The Daily Mail ^
| 21 January 2014
| Sara Malm
Posted on 01/21/2014 7:27:29 PM PST by DogByte6RER
Is this the worst police sketch ever? Police release likeness of armed robbery suspect that looks more like a CARTOON than a person
Texas police release 'cartoon' e-fit sketch of suspected robber
The person on the sketch lacks lips, irises and even eyebrows
It depicts a suspect in an armed robbery which took place last week
A man held two women at knife point in Lamar County, Paris
Police in Texas have released a sketch of a suspected robber, but unless they are looking for Morph, they might struggle to locate him.
The e-fit was sent out by Lamar County Sheriffs Department after two women were robbed at knife point in Paris, Texas last Thursday.
However, the poorly drawn composite sketch looks more like a cartoon character than a human being.
The man depicted in the sketch allegedly robbed the two women around 11am on Thursday as they approached a house in East Post Oak Community in Lamar County, Paris.
The man, described as 6ft tall with short black hair, a round face and tattoos on his arms and neck threatened the women with a knife, demanding money.
When given when he wanted, the man fled on foot, Lamar County Sheriffs Department told eParisExtra.
The sheriffs department stresses that the sketch is not a true depiction of the suspect, only a likeness, the website said.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Chit/Chat; Local News; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cartoon; cops; crappyart; everyonesacriticlol; leo; police; sketchartist; texas
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To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
01/21/2014 8:17:25 PM PST
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JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
42
posted on
01/21/2014 8:19:23 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
To: Jet Jaguar
It is absolutely classic. I have no idea if it is even real, but it makes me laugh every time!
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01/21/2014 8:21:15 PM PST
by
rlmorel
("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
To: JoeProBono
LOL! My sides are hurting.
Take out his spare ribs for $100!
"May I play?"
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posted on
01/21/2014 8:30:49 PM PST
by
boop
(Liberal religion. No rules, just right!)
To: DogByte6RER; Daffynition
No tattoos or distinguishing scars.
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posted on
01/21/2014 8:36:46 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
To: Revolting cat!
"He look like a man."
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posted on
01/21/2014 8:38:03 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
To: Ditter
I have taken several classes in portrait drawing. It is difficult to get a likeness when you are sitting there looking at the person but try to imagine drawing what someone TELLS you the person looks like.They pull out transparencies of eyes, noses, mouths, etc.
The composite is made from pieces that match the descriptions.
Or at least at some places.
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posted on
01/21/2014 8:41:08 PM PST
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a fool in paradise
("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
01/21/2014 8:41:50 PM PST
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
01/21/2014 8:49:29 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: DogByte6RER; JoeProBono
Okay now that I’ve laughed myself silly it’s time for Joe to weigh in
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posted on
01/21/2014 8:54:08 PM PST
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Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Revolting cat!
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01/21/2014 9:00:56 PM PST
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JoeProBono
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To: DogByte6RER
To: Morgana
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01/21/2014 9:03:06 PM PST
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JoeProBono
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To: DogByte6RER
Judging by the eyes, police can start looking for the suspect at CBS.
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01/21/2014 9:05:51 PM PST
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Colonel_Flagg
(Some people meet their heroes. I raised mine. Go Army.)
To: DogByte6RER
He's hiding out in Congress.
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
01/21/2014 9:14:11 PM PST
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
To: Morgana
Smoke ‘em peace pipe and it will get better.
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posted on
01/21/2014 9:15:04 PM PST
by
JouleZ
(You are the company you keep.)
To: cquiggy
If Obama had a son!
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He could be that police artist.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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01/21/2014 9:24:12 PM PST
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JoeProBono
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To: DogByte6RER
He looks like a cartoon character until he’s on top of you...
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