[Marcella]

“Juss hadta have a woman, huh? Catz weren’t enough.”

I don't know why Johnny would want a lady in the house. I mean, we are friends and I send him email so we can have conversation because we are both alone, so why isn't that enough? It surely is mystifying why he would want a lady there. :o)

[sockmonkey]

It surely is mystifying why he would want a lady there. :o)

I find man logic mystifying, too. My gunsmith dropped off a big old heart filled with truffles..I figured it to be about 4600 calories..
Why is my gunsmith trying to make me fat?

[sockmonkey]

Now, in other more important news, all my green bunching onions turned into brown sticks with the cold..Should I cut the tops off, and they’ll come back, or what?

[rightly_dividing]

My wife says “well, you had a good dog, but you wanted a woman too” and “Sometimes I think you love that dog more than me”

I tell her “That dog outlasted two women, then you come along and my dog dies”

She says “ I ain’t going anywhere, that dog knew it and gave up”