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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 01/17/2014 4:53:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Well folks, because I've been busy at work, today is going to be a FREE FOR ALL! So have at it...
a quick thought for this morning . . . Obama has his pen and his phone. .Good.........
He can stick his pen up his arse then call someone who cares.
TOPICS: Humor
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To: Lucky9teen
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01/17/2014 4:55:17 AM PST
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ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP FIVE!
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01/17/2014 5:02:20 AM PST
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Rummyfan
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01/17/2014 5:03:53 AM PST
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Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/17/2014 5:07:35 AM PST
by
FroggyTheGremlim
("It is not the color of his skin, ... it is the blackness that fills his soul")
To: Rummyfan
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01/17/2014 5:08:05 AM PST
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Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
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01/17/2014 5:11:09 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/17/2014 5:12:42 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Liberty Valance
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01/17/2014 5:16:40 AM PST
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Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
Oh my goodness! Top 20?? What do I win?
☺
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posted on
01/17/2014 5:25:43 AM PST
by
upchuck
(Stop this abuse now! Get behind Convention of States: http://bit.ly/1ak1Iz9)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/17/2014 5:31:00 AM PST
by
Girlene
(Hey, NSA!)
To: Girlene
PAYDAY FRIDAY.......break out the beer and chips.....
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posted on
01/17/2014 5:34:26 AM PST
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
To: Lucky9teen
Welfare Office
A woman walks into the downtown Harrisburg welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
‘WOW,’ the social worker exclaims, ‘are they all yours?”
‘Yep, they are all mine,’ the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, ‘Sit down Leroy.’ All the children rush to find seats.
Well,’ says the social worker, ‘then you must be here to sign up.
I’ll need all your children’s names.’
‘’Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy.”
In disbelief, the case worker says, ‘Are you serious? They’re ALL named Leroy?’
Their momma replied, ‘Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it’s time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, ‘Leroy!’ An’ when it’s time for dinner, I just yell ‘Leroy!’ An they all comes a running. An’ if I need to stop the kid who’s running into the street, I just yell Leroy’ and all of them stop. It’s the smartest idea I ever had, namin’ them all Leroy.’
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, ‘But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?’
‘Then I call them by their last names..’
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01/17/2014 5:34:59 AM PST
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Twotone
(Marte Et Clypeo)
To: Lucky9teen
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01/17/2014 5:35:42 AM PST
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JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
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01/17/2014 5:42:08 AM PST
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Old Sarge
(TINVOWOOT: There Is No Voting Our Way Out Of This)
To: Lucky9teen
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01/17/2014 5:42:40 AM PST
by
Tenacious 1
(Liberals can afford for things to go well, to work, for folks to be happy. They'd be out of work.)
To: Yorlik803
Well, then....go all out!
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01/17/2014 5:47:32 AM PST
by
Girlene
(Hey, NSA!)
To: Girlene
awesome.......
Drinks on the House....
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posted on
01/17/2014 5:48:30 AM PST
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Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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