One million-year-old settlement uncovered in Britain

Ancient Origins ^ | January 13, 2014 | April Holloway

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

Oh by the way... Which one’s Pink?

But seriously, Prehistoric Limey Man looks like more of a Deadhead.

[Grimmy]

That’s pretty much what I was thinking.

Looks like a hooligan on his way to the game.

[morphing libertarian]

and valet parking for your wheels

[Bernard Marx]

There are no known human settlements 1 million years old. Anywhere. Pure bullsh*t.

Agree. Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proofs.

[Smokin' Joe]

So how much did the plaintiff get? (Earliest lawyers found?)

Oh.

That kind of settlement...

[aquila48]

Looks like a Kucinich relation.

[EinNYC]

This guy, long-lost brother of Helen Thomas, looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

[Vendome]

“I’m a simple caveman. Your ways frighten and confuse me...”

[Hugin]

Yeah, but did he save money at Geico?

[Gene Eric]

>> Scientists now believe that it was the first

Because it’s the oldest one the diggers found...

[count-your-change]

You remember that movie gem with Wendell Corey?

[count-your-change]

The site was dated by a scrap of parchment with the words “One Million Years B.C.” and a drawing of a cave woman clad in an oh so brief animal skin.

[ZULU]

Sounds like more junk science from the Society for Creative Studies

[SampleMan]

Scientists now believe that it was the first, or one of the first settlement sites of early humans in Britain.

Most logically not likely. Every time they find something older than before they claim it to be from the very beginning. It like have a sack of pennies, and everytime I pull an older one out I declare it to be the oldest penny in the bag.

[trebb]

If they find any yellow teeth, it`ll be certain they`re Brits.

Only if it's from tannin...

[SunTzuWu]

bflr

[DariusBane]

They had tort lawyers back the? Who knew?

[Abathar]

You could just ask this guy, he probably knew him personally...

[Bigg Red]

Fascinating find.

Odd, though, that they put that picture with the piece, even though they say that they have yet to find human remains. Or is that one of the researchers?

[null and void]

Yes, but I wasn’t thinking of The Beginning of the End, I was thinking of Quatermass and The Pit, AKA 5 Million Years to Earth.