Charlize Theron convinced new boyfriend Sean Penn to give up his 65 guns

The Daily Caller ^ | 1/14/2014 | Taylor Bigler

[dfwgator]

[MrB]

Now, has his security team been disarmed as well?

[PowderMonkey]

“Giving up” the guns he owns, but he will continue “renting” them, in the form of armed body guards.

[rktman]

LOL! In order for a transplant, you first have to have something to work with.

[NormsRevenge]

If they have a love child, they can name it Nelson.

[tomkat]

No idea what that still’s from, but that’s a good place for the vile little maggot.

[rktman]

LOL! I couldn’t find a “polite” way to put that in to words. But it certainly was what I was thinkin’.

[cripplecreek]

She’s good looking but not that good looking.

[Graewoulf]

BUMP!

The Penn is not mightier than The “Charlize.”

[morphing libertarian]

just pick one at the morgue would put her ahead (unintended) of what she has now.

BTW when she was a girl, her father came home drunk and made a move on her. Supposedly the mother shot the father. The way I heard her tell the story, I thought there was a chance she shot him.

Could explain her aversion. Although if I were living with this guy I would keep a gun nearby.

[GBA]

I feel old. I remember when I thought she was hot and he was funny.

[karnage]

Charlize Theron could probably convince Hitler to put on a yarmulke and sing “Hava Negila.”

[laweeks]

I can’t imagine that this stunning woman would have anything to do with this homely jackass. Go figure.

[UB355]

They are his guns he do with them
as he wishes

[laweeks]

Just don’t look into her face if she isn’t wearing makeup.

Is it that bad? I thought she was gorgeous.

[dfwgator]

Team America.

[Moose Burger]

So then, “Well... with her brain melting non-makeup face, who would need a gun” it is.

[SECURE AMERICA]

Well he was an insane assclown before this, so why would this change anything..........

[tomkat]

Oh ok, thanks, tho I'll prolly blithely plod along in self-imposed ignorance of most anything out of the Hollyweird cesspool.

(most recent exception was Gran Torino (i think ;-))

[Vermont Lt]

I’d give Charlize my gun.

I would keep my rifle.