LOL! In order for a transplant, you first have to have something to work with.
just pick one at the morgue would put her ahead (unintended) of what she has now.
BTW when she was a girl, her father came home drunk and made a move on her. Supposedly the mother shot the father. The way I heard her tell the story, I thought there was a chance she shot him.
Could explain her aversion. Although if I were living with this guy I would keep a gun nearby.