Those are great! The cat ate my homework!
True story, when I was a kid our cat ate a rubberband, there it was later, coming out the other end. My mom had to wrestle the cat and extract it.
I was like: wow, being a mom is very challenging!
Did not know that was in the job description.
...our cat ate a rubberband, there it was later, coming out the other end.
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My toddler once pulled all the dental floss out of a dispenser so I threw said pile of wax string into the trash. Later, I poured some bacon grease in the trash on top of the floss.
A day or two later my Aussie was pooping and dragging a green string from her butt. I started pulling. I kept pulling, pulling, pulling until I had a pile of stinky dental floss out of her. Ick! Mom jobs are gross.