The 32 Naughtiest Cats Of All Time. What They've Done Is PURE EVIL! [images]

Distractify ^ | December 29, 2013 | Mark Pygas

[Slings and Arrows]

Being a cat owner is full of surprises. Sometimes though, your cat will do something so outrageous, you wonder what's going on in his or her crazy little head. These are the funniest stories I found on the internet.

[JouleZ]

...our cat ate a rubberband, there it was later, coming out the other end.

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My toddler once pulled all the dental floss out of a dispenser so I threw said pile of wax string into the trash. Later, I poured some bacon grease in the trash on top of the floss.

A day or two later my Aussie was pooping and dragging a green string from her butt. I started pulling. I kept pulling, pulling, pulling until I had a pile of stinky dental floss out of her. Ick! Mom jobs are gross.

[jocon307]

LOL! Oh dear! That’s like something out of I Love Lucy!

[boatbums]

[MaxMax]

Three cat’s isn’t a crowd, it’s a Circus.

[Veto!]

lmao

[Veto!]

LOL

oh yeah, baby, it makes a big difference...

[Titan Magroyne]

Thissun had me scratchin my head:

...seeing as how the toilet is where I disposed of Pearl's 'toys' when she tired of them.

Found breathing in her food bowl or playpen (aka the bathtub) where dogs couldn't interrupt the fun, poor mousies went for a whirlpool ride. Sorry, rodents!

[Slings and Arrows]

That can’t be good for the plumbing.

[Moonman62]

Dr. Strangelove.

[Titan Magroyne]

Septic tank’s never complained!

Never happened often, but occasionally I’d wake up to the odd thumping from the other side of the bedroom wall - bathtub playpen would be hosting a cat vs. mouse MMA match. Really cute how she learned to keep the dogs from interfering as they would have (and did) on open floor.

[patriot08]

Dahmer reincarnated

[Ready4Freddy]

Great stuff, thanks!

[wildbill]

Humans who think their cats love them have delusions of grandeur.

[dirtymac]

Did he dislike cats also???

Kind of a reach though to equate cats consumption to being a people eater, one eyed or not.

[TheConservativeParty]

The Kitty Ping List is the best ping list EVER!
You Rock!

[Slings and Arrows]

I am a mere servant of our Feline Overlords.

[MHGinTN]

As I was living in my house, finishing the trim work, my two cat boys caught a rat and took it up to the step landing where the stairs turn 90 degrees then ascend further. They kept the poor thing trapped on the landing until it died. I found the blood scene and the rat, headless of course. Their favorite was to catch a young rabbit and trap it on the front porch while they mauled it repeatedly. I’ve put more than one BB in their butts for making me have to put a mangled rabbit out of its misery. Both of those guys are gone now ... and I miss them so much.

[Slings and Arrows]

Kitteh WILL NOT be ignored.

[Conservaliberty]

ping for kittehs

[Delta Dawn]

Man, you don’t have to stretch that story.