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Drug dealer begs for jail to escape nagging wife
The Local (Italian Edition) ^
| January 2, 2014
Posted on 01/03/2014 4:10:33 PM PST by Stoat
The 32-year-old Tunisian, who was under house arrest for drug dealing, went to the police on Tuesday afternoon and asked to serve the rest of his sentence in jail.
“Living with his wife was particularly difficult and unbearable,” police in the city of Livorno said in a statement.
Police said he was “tired of continuously fighting with his wife” and “asked explicitly to be put back in prison".
Not wanting to disappoint him, staff at the local court issued an imprisonment order on the same day.
As requested, he was then taken by police to the district prison where he is now free of his apparently argumentative wife.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: italy; nagging; napl; prison; wife
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Just a wild guess, but I'm thinking that this will not exactly help his home life when he's released. Hell Hath No Fury As A Woman Scorned, especially when she's humiliated as a serial nagger to the entire planet. He'll probably be asking to remain in prison in order to be protected from her ;-)
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:10:33 PM PST
by
Stoat
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:11:33 PM PST
by
Stoat
(If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
To: Stoat
I haven’t spoken to my wife in over three months.
We’re not fighting, I just don’t like to interrupt. (She loves that joke. </sarc>)
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:12:45 PM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: Stoat
He may have to go home someday. And explain he’s got some nice new boy friends he met in prison. Should make for a very interesting homecoming. Hopefully a reality TV show will film it for us all to enjoy.
To: Stoat
Marriage is an institution. Prison is an institution.
It all depends on where you want to be institutionalized I suppose.
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:14:11 PM PST
by
wildbill
To: Stoat
Funny though. The Moslems usually brag about how well they control their wives ( plural or whatever ). This poor guy sounds like maybe he missed that day at Koran school ?
To: Stoat
why didn’t he just divorce her saying it three times?
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:16:27 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Stoat
Poor guy is caught between the old ball and chain and the clink.
To: Stoat
Harcourt Fenton you've been drinking again!!!
"Kirk! Have some mercy!"
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:17:55 PM PST
by
GrandJediMasterYoda
(What do we want? Time travel. When do we want it? It's irrelevant.)
Comment #10 Removed by Moderator
To: Stoat
After 32 years I still introduce her as my first wife.
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:23:57 PM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: Stoat; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
“Take my wife, PLEASE!” #THEFIRSTONESALWAYSFREE
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:34:55 PM PST
by
a fool in paradise
("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
To: faithhopecharity
He missed those Koran/Hadith classes that week on how to beat your wife properly.
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:35:10 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
To: gorush
I don’t know how many years (13), but I introduce her as my Last Wife.
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:36:50 PM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: GrandJediMasterYoda
From "It's A Gift" starring WC Fields
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:39:28 PM PST
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Cyber Liberty
I’ve been married so long I don’t even look both ways when crossing the street.
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:39:59 PM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Yes. He will now become famous in the Islamic world as the poor hen- pecked loser of a husband in the madrasah anti- truancy campaign. He will be their next poster boy. What happens to boys who skip their Koran lessons.
To: Cyber Liberty
C’mon, these are jokes. We’ve been married 32 years and as happy as ever. A sense of humor is a great asset to a happy marriage.
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:44:02 PM PST
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: Stoat
Why on earth would they grant him clemency?!
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posted on
01/03/2014 4:55:47 PM PST
by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: Stoat
"Pro 21:9 It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house."
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posted on
01/03/2014 5:22:15 PM PST
by
DannyTN
(A>)
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