So, I just want to pull my hair out

self | January 2, 2014 | knarf

[knarf]

So, who teaches these people English ?

[MeshugeMikey]

you is right... dere Andy!

I miss Amos N Andy but what chances are there that such a program would be allowed to be broadcast here in 2014.

[MeshugeMikey]

The Father Of Lies.

[knarf]

Y'can't see Disney's Zipidee Doo Dah, "Song Of The South" in the USA ....

Japan owns the rights, IIRC

[Gamecock]

So what are you trying to say?

[showme_the_Glory]

That the way baseball go.

[MeshugeMikey]

rite awn .... rite awn... rite awn

[knarf]

Yeah ... and adding to (thereby obliterating the actual quote) God's command.

God never said anything about 'touching'

Kind'a like, We Live In A Democracy.

[shibumi]

That you noticed this is so awesome it’s literally amazing.

I’m virtually stunned.

[knarf]

Yeah’n bassehbaw, too !

[MeshugeMikey]

I have to wonder If its shown in Japan and how the japanese might relate to it...

[Signalman]

I was like...
He was like ...
They were like...

If the word “like” was removed from the English language, half the people in this country would be utterly speechless.

[McGruff]

[knarf]

For McGruff to post THAT ... I'm screwed.

I'll go quietly

Can I take my meds first ?

[Lazamataz]

Thanks. I see how it drastically changes the meaning.

[deoetdoctrinae]

[dagogo redux]

I like the subversive cultural degradation that has come from the media’s introduction of two changes to the language.

1. Use of “feel” as a substitute for “think”:

“I feel Obama should run for a third term.”

2. Use of second person to explain to someone else your first person experiences and thoughts”:

Responding to a reporter about saving her child in a fire: “So, like, the building is on fire, and your child’s in there, so, I mean, you just run in there, you do it. You don’t stop and think. It’s your child. You’re not thinking about being a hero or anything. But I’ll tell you what: You do, even in that moment, still feel Obama will get your vote if he runs again, ‘cause you do still need all those good free things he gave you.”

[Celtic Conservative]

No, Disney still owns the rights. They just refuse to release it out of fear of being labeled raciss' (racist for those of you in Rio Linda). Unless you're enrolled in the animation program at CalArts or work in the Disney deep storage facility in Pennsylvania you'll never see it.

CC

[RipSawyer]

Of course everyone already knew that, tell us something new.

[Nea Wood]

I understand what you’re saying, but I think starting a sentence with “so” softens it. It means, “Pay attention, I’m about to say something, and I mean to say it in a friendly, conversational, nonaggressive way.” Just blurting out an opinion or request can seem pushy or unfriendly.

[Maceman]

I’m not tryin’ a hear dat, see. You feel me dog?