Posted on 12/27/2013 6:34:19 PM PST by JoeProBono
READING, Pa. — Shoppers looking for post-Christmas bargains have gotten a surprise at a northeastern Pennsylvania sporting goods store after a deer decided to join them.
WFMZ-TV says the deer walked through the front door of a Dick's Sporting Goods store in Reading on Thursday afternoon.
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It’s like a crook trying to rob a donut shop ...
Looks like about 50 pound of Summer Sausage to me
Looks like a superman punch to the mouth followed by submission from a side mount.
There to get some ammo? Those deer are catching on...
Boy That’s good , I love Deer summer sausage.
Poor thing. Who’s going to pay for those dental implants?
I don’t hunt anymore, but venison summer sausage is better than anything you can buy at the store.
Jerky too
Everybody loves the oprning of deer-tackling season!
Real hunting
Who needs a rifle or bow and arrow???
A new deer season on the horizon — deer tackling season.
A deer walks into a bar...
This dude walks into a bar and sees a penguin sitting on a barstool, a shot of Jack Daniel’s in front of him.
The penguin downs the shot and walks out.
“Wow!” says the dude to the bartender, “Never seen anything like it”.
The bartender shrugs and says, “He’s just a welder on the construction site nearby.”
The dude, says, “Hey, I own a circus and would hire him!”
The bartender: “Come back tomorrow, he’s here most every day after work, has one drink and goes home.”
Circus owner returns the next day, and as expected, the penguin shows up, and orders a shot of Jack Daniel’s.”
The circus owner approaches him and says, “Say, I’ve never seen anything like it, I own a circus and could give you a well paying job.”
The penguin says, “Well, sure, I wouldn’t mind working for you, but what is a welder going to do in a circus?”
What’s next. With my luck (none) and hunting deer and catching catfish, I’m waiting for catfish to start flopping through the front door.
I’d tackle it also.
This is series.
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