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To: JoeProBono; a fool in paradise

This dude walks into a bar and sees a penguin sitting on a barstool, a shot of Jack Daniel’s in front of him.

The penguin downs the shot and walks out.

“Wow!” says the dude to the bartender, “Never seen anything like it”.

The bartender shrugs and says, “He’s just a welder on the construction site nearby.”

The dude, says, “Hey, I own a circus and would hire him!”

The bartender: “Come back tomorrow, he’s here most every day after work, has one drink and goes home.”

Circus owner returns the next day, and as expected, the penguin shows up, and orders a shot of Jack Daniel’s.”

The circus owner approaches him and says, “Say, I’ve never seen anything like it, I own a circus and could give you a well paying job.”

The penguin says, “Well, sure, I wouldn’t mind working for you, but what is a welder going to do in a circus?”


17 posted on 12/27/2013 7:13:09 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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19 posted on 12/27/2013 7:35:30 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

ping for a welder


27 posted on 12/27/2013 8:26:21 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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