[Rebelbase]

Bound to happen somewhere. ;-)

[Rebelbase]

Sounds like Westfield doesn’t it?

[Mrs. Don-o]

HUMOR.

SATIRE.

MOST OF THE TIME.

[Kirkwood]

LOL. This story makes me hungry.

[who knows what evil?]

...a Yankee bitch...

Here in Red England, it's hard to find one who isn't...

[Nifster]

well you trotted out what you thought were the stereo types of a southern Christmas meal…frankly I am offended beyond belief. Your food list is non authentic and ridiculous. Moreover you served Pepsi and iced tea… things that would never happen south of the Mason Dixon. What the heck is stuffing…if you don’t have enough sense to serve dressing you just don’t have enough sense. Plus you have suggested that these folks would willingly waste good food and that ain’t never gonna happen.

Merry Christmas anyway

[Smokin' Joe]

Well, at least the folks she's defending know how much poo they are going to have to go through to be gratified...

Three point five billion v*****s in the world, and he had to pick that one....

God bless 'em every one.

[HerrBlucher]

It just have looked something like this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF1dfXDsV4s

[Nonsense Unlimited]

>> chow-chow <<

I’ll stand up proudly for a family that has no qualms about serving dog at a Christmas meal.

Fun read, thanks for posting, and Merry Christmas.

[James C. Bennett]

Hand each one at the dinner a gun and a case of ammo so that they may put each other out of their pathetic lives’ miseries.

[bubbacluck]

She thinks mighty of herself and has one of those hyphenated last names", according to Betty-Sue Watson...

Says Betty-Sue Watson with a hyphenated first name.

[canuck_conservative]

I said it again and she still wouldn't look at me. That's when I flicked a piece of biscuit at her to get her attention and all hell broke loose".

This is how a war starts.

[rockrr]

Bobby's wife took offense and called us homophones.

Oh, the pain! (or is it pane?)

[Tax-chick]

I don’t know those people, no, not at all.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Truthfully, southern ladies are pretty expert at taking control of a situation when a woman among them gets “hysterical”. They would never allow such embarrassing conduct to appear before the menfolk.

And, truth be told, no one is going to use the expression “Yankee” at the table, as that is the “n” word in large swaths of the South.

[TigersEye]

A fanciful tale.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Nobody ever call me a homophone. Them thars fightin’ words! LOL! Funny stuff.

[deport]

Heck had to look up Westfield, NC. That’s right up there
in Andy Griffith territory, next door to Mount Airy.

[lee martell]

I would love to see Carol Burnette and Vicki her lookalike do this script as characters in Mama.

[EDINVA]

“She thinks mighty of herself and has one of those hyphenated last names”, according to Betty-Sue Watson ...”

Love it!

[NormsRevenge]

All I got left to stuff in the cannon... Uhhh mouth is some small red potatoes, carrots and MSG and bones,, too much seasoning on the prime rib can make the poodles vomit,, trust me. :-)

What’s a pitmaster make these days, civil service and all?