The 2013 Darwin Awards Are Out!

jdgroover ^

[virgil283]

" 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3 days........

[theneanderthal]

Really, it’s all about getting out of the genepool. These losers will probably have children.

[who knows what evil?]

When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

Why does this remind me of a certain half-wit presidential candidate?

[Swordmaker]

Who ever put this list together is totally unclear on the Darwin Award concept. To be considered, the candidate must have successfully removed himself from the gene pool. An honorable mention may have survived, but made a worthy attempt.

Most of these simply do not come anywhere close. They do, however, demonstrate that with a little practice and some more lack of thought, they MAY, someday make the cut.

[Duckdog]

Still funny

[Tanniker Smith]

These are old stories I’ve heard many times over the years.

[Tanniker Smith]

You don’t gave to die if you remove yourself from the gene pool. And there have been exceptions for spectacularly stupid people who manage to survive.

[Enterprise]

Numbers 1 and 10 look suspiciously recycled.