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1 posted on 12/19/2013 11:18:26 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar
Heck. I'm a ball of jelly.
2 posted on 12/19/2013 11:19:30 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: EveningStar

Are they claiming that the very first animals were predators? Because I think I see a problem with that.


5 posted on 12/19/2013 11:27:04 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: EveningStar

If the old family stories are to believed he was likely a bottle of scotch.


6 posted on 12/19/2013 11:29:36 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: EveningStar

dunno about my ancestor... but my president is


7 posted on 12/19/2013 11:30:22 AM PST by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: EveningStar
"sponges... our ancient ancestors. "

Huh. Not much evolution since then, I guess.

9 posted on 12/19/2013 11:31:44 AM PST by alancarp
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To: EveningStar

Yes, most of my ancestors were Democrats.


10 posted on 12/19/2013 11:33:24 AM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: EveningStar

One of those balls of jelly currently resides on the president’s skull.

So much for evolution.


12 posted on 12/19/2013 11:47:02 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: EveningStar

Maybe your ancestors were a blob of jelly and maybe my ancestors were a blob of jelly, but General Lee’s ancestors sure weren’t a blob of jelly!


14 posted on 12/19/2013 1:00:55 PM PST by Portcall24
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To: EveningStar

Ho Ho Ho!


16 posted on 12/19/2013 1:23:25 PM PST by rfp1234 (Impeach We Much!)
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To: EveningStar

Some have called me a tub of lard.


18 posted on 12/19/2013 1:40:53 PM PST by Gay State Conservative (Osama Obama Care: A Religion That Will Have You On Your Knees!)
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To: EveningStar

Comb jellies? The jellies sound smarter than the experts chattering about them.


19 posted on 12/19/2013 1:48:23 PM PST by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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To: EveningStar

I knew there’s a reason for LIBERALS, their brains are still in the jellyfish stage.


22 posted on 12/19/2013 7:22:28 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (Ben Carson/Rand Paul or Sara/Nikki in 2016)
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To: EveningStar

Teenagers are proof that evolution is impossible.


25 posted on 12/20/2013 10:04:28 AM PST by tractorman (I never miss a chance to tweak a liberal.)
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