Posted on 12/19/2013 2:15:28 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER
It’s common knowledge that the Giottos Rocket Blowers and the TSA don’t get along. In the past we’ve told you to just leave it at home unless you want it confiscated with no more reason than “it looks like a bomb.” But the reason photographer and Canon Rumors forum user Surapon got was a whole lot more entertaining than that.
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“Are you pondering what I’m pondering, Pinky?”
I knew a guy that happened to.
He thought he had killed a chicken snake that he was going to make a belt out of.
Snake wasn’t dead and climbed on him biting him.
He was weaving all over the road and was stopped by a cop.
He got out of his truck and the cop pulled his gun, a .357mag, and told him to get back in.
He told the cop there was a snake in his truck.
The cop opened the door and the snake was coiled up on the floor.
The cop went to shooting.
Snake got away unhurt but his truck didn’t make it.
Cop shot his transmission to pieces and he ended up in jail.
Or...I could just wear her as a boa.
;]
Ha ha ha!!!
It definitely fits her.
[and I’m always planning to take over the universe, so...]
!!!
my thought also Fleets enema could also be a mini douche. Just like liberals in congress
TSA agents are quite simply some of the stupidest people in the world.
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Back when Tom Ridge was setting TSA up and they had to remove the H.S. Diploma because they weren’t getting enough hires, TSA were nick-named...
...wait for it...
“Ridge’s Retards.”
...They have to be careful with those needles! She may knit an Afghan!
Lol! Good one.
Too cliché.
just use a blower fashioned as a dildo and slather it with KY.
Drop it into a plastic and then act all sheepish when they go to examine it.
Heh.
;]
I had about a 5 foot Bull Snake which was supposed to be in a bag in the truck one time. I stopped for fuel at which point the snake proceeded to wind itself around the clutch and brake pedals. A guy was studying me as I am trying to unwind the snake and finally asks “did you know he was in there?”
Had him for several years. I named him SVL (Snake, Very Large)
“Cop shot his transmission to pieces and he ended up in jail.”
I would imagine that was to cover up somehow for the cop being trigger-happy.
LOL!
Not gonna happen.
Boas are never in a hurry unless food is involved.
Odds are pretty good that a cop is not gonna have a dead rat in his hand if he pulls me over.
Been there. Apparently, some of the chemicals in make-up show up as gunpowder.
His truck couldn’t pass inspection so his inspection sticker was expired.
Expired license plates.
Reckless driving. The truck was nothing but junk. You couldn’t keep it in one lane even without fighting a snake.
He was also about half drunk from what I remember.
I don’t even know if he had a drivers license or he had lost it for DWI.
The cop did everyone a favor and put the truck out of it’s misery and kept him off the road.
I do wear make-up, but I think it IS because I DO go to the range! LOL!
A guy I was in high school with got bit by a copperhead when he climbed into his truck.
The rubber boot on his stick shift was off and 2 copperheads had climbed into the cab.
Lucky he had boots on or both snakes would have got him more than once.
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