Posted on 12/17/2013 10:48:36 AM PST by Daffynition
Thanks, just noted. Still is comic gold! LOL
THX, noted
Admin Mod ...can you please move this thread to humor/satire? THX
Cute story, but satire.
No problem. I noticed the other stories on the page were kind of out there (Kirby, Montana to change its name to Banff Alberta Canada, Montana to try to get more tourists).
In my defense, I was scouring the internet archives to give links to his nuttiness. The closest I could come was this:
http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:jethrotull/index?more=208488.
(FR flushed all thread contents prior to 9/4/2001, but the titles exist.)
Doomsday Preppers gave him a rating of lasting only 16 months. He sure showed them!
So, even if this guy is fake, there are some around...
“You’re kidding......we NOW have National Healthcare? I’m going back down.”
Face of a idiot
That's just the Illuminati trying to convince us it can't be done.
Three more years and he could have outlasted the Obamanation of Desolation.
There are people that terrified over comet ISON, and there were people that terrified over comet Elenin.
"I've reached the point where I actually want to see these Y2K pollyanna's in pain... " - JT 5/31
"You pile them (the carcasses of Y2K non-believers) up like cord wood, until the attack is repelled. They also make excellent barriers against small arms fire." - JT 10/20
"You need to feel some pain before you awaken from your political coma... Comprendo?" - JT 10/19
"I am now convinced that Y2K Lemmings are the reason the good Lord invented Double Ought Buck shot... " - JT 10/19
"There's far too many human slugs inhabitating this planet for my taste." - JT 11/04
"I hope and pray Y2K bites you on the arse, Johnny B. I consider your demise part of Darwin's Theory.... " - JT 11/10
"Things look bad, but at least it's coming on quickly. I'm getting tired of the wait.." - JT 11/23
"Y2K discomforts might be the all-time object lesson for the comatose American..." - JT 11/23
"This will be fun for those of us who are prepared. For those who laughed us off, we told you so...." - JT 10/31
"Hello Lady: I do believe our global, interconnected, borderless, interdependent, small blue marble we call planet Earth is in very deep shit. The sheeple... Are they dumb, or what?" - JT 10/25
"Some think I'm calling for their death. I merely want their snouts dented with our front doors.... The double ought buck is only a last resort option. Or, if they persist on entering your well prepared abode against your will, they'll have to be eliminated. Lemmings are dangerous when hungry. They know this... Deep down, they're getting scared.... " - JT 10/19
"We'll all be better off when Y2K bites your tail. So long, ServesURight, you won't be missed. " - JT 11/16
Clinton was POTUS when he went under.
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3098429/posts
We’re all gonna die from Ison debris, donchaknow?
lol! “Surprise, it’s worse than Y2k, buddy!”
"To ensure every child 'wins', Ontario athletic association removes ball from soccer"
“the deaf translator for the Mandela party”
Why would anybody check his credentials?
This administration is not enamored with racist credential checks.....
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