"I've reached the point where I actually want to see these Y2K pollyanna's in pain... " - JT 5/31
"You pile them (the carcasses of Y2K non-believers) up like cord wood, until the attack is repelled. They also make excellent barriers against small arms fire." - JT 10/20
"You need to feel some pain before you awaken from your political coma... Comprendo?" - JT 10/19
"I am now convinced that Y2K Lemmings are the reason the good Lord invented Double Ought Buck shot... " - JT 10/19
"There's far too many human slugs inhabitating this planet for my taste." - JT 11/04
"I hope and pray Y2K bites you on the arse, Johnny B. I consider your demise part of Darwin's Theory.... " - JT 11/10
"Things look bad, but at least it's coming on quickly. I'm getting tired of the wait.." - JT 11/23
"Y2K discomforts might be the all-time object lesson for the comatose American..." - JT 11/23
"This will be fun for those of us who are prepared. For those who laughed us off, we told you so...." - JT 10/31
"Hello Lady: I do believe our global, interconnected, borderless, interdependent, small blue marble we call planet Earth is in very deep shit. The sheeple... Are they dumb, or what?" - JT 10/25
"Some think I'm calling for their death. I merely want their snouts dented with our front doors.... The double ought buck is only a last resort option. Or, if they persist on entering your well prepared abode against your will, they'll have to be eliminated. Lemmings are dangerous when hungry. They know this... Deep down, they're getting scared.... " - JT 10/19
"We'll all be better off when Y2K bites your tail. So long, ServesURight, you won't be missed. " - JT 11/16