Amusing parody of a programming language (I think). Feminists will be outraged that most immediately have issues with this compared with a "real" programming language, lol!
1 posted on
12/15/2013 8:24:55 PM PST by
Utilizer
To: Utilizer
let me guess... one salient feature is that comparison operators depend on context and cannot be depended upon to be transitive.
2 posted on
12/15/2013 8:29:15 PM PST by
HiTech RedNeck
(The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
To: Utilizer
Did the ‘?’ operator return different results depending on the time of the month? (Sorry, couldn’t resist. )
3 posted on
12/15/2013 8:34:30 PM PST by
Bob
To: Utilizer
It’s amusing, but someone definitely has too much free time.
5 posted on
12/15/2013 8:40:56 PM PST by
The_Reader_David
(And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know...)
To: Utilizer
7 posted on
12/15/2013 8:42:14 PM PST by
expat1000
To: Utilizer
ROFL!
“Programs are never to be “forked”, as the word has clear misogynistic tendencies and is deeply problematic. Instead, programmers may never demand “forking”, but ask for the program to voluntarily give permission.
“Forking” will henceforth be called “consenting”, and it is entirely up to the program to decide if the consent stands valid, regardless of the progress of the system clock.”
8 posted on
12/15/2013 8:45:34 PM PST by
expat1000
To: Utilizer
Hilarious....why just the other day I was called a..."sexist" on some website.
Of course I quickly agreed that I am.
9 posted on
12/15/2013 8:49:02 PM PST by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
To: Utilizer; The_Reader_David
FANTASTIC parody!! I sent a link to the BitBucket page to my 20-y.o. daughter comp-sci major and she's currently cracking up over it.
As The_Reader_David pointed out above (#5) somebody had too much free time, but at least they chose to spend it in a way which enriched the world through humor!!
10 posted on
12/15/2013 8:51:15 PM PST by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: Utilizer
A keeper:
"In C+=, you don't write to a file. Dictating to the poor files what sort of information they must store is Patriarchal."
20 posted on
12/15/2013 9:35:21 PM PST by
Utilizer
(Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the mooslimbs trying to kill them-)
To: Utilizer
The best summation:
"The Feminist Software Foundation intends to write a whole OS (complete with an editor, an interpreter, coreutils, a desktop environment, a raster graphics manipulator, and maybe, if we have the time, a microkernel, but maybe that will never be completed, and we'll just use another person's kernel instead, who knows).
21 posted on
12/15/2013 9:38:16 PM PST by
Utilizer
(Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the mooslimbs trying to kill them-)
To: Darksheare
This isn’t your fault, but should be...
22 posted on
12/15/2013 9:39:27 PM PST by
null and void
(I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
To: Utilizer
31 posted on
12/15/2013 11:43:12 PM PST by
Redcloak
(Winter is coming.)
To: Excellence
33 posted on
12/16/2013 2:18:47 AM PST by
Excellence
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To: Lazamataz
34 posted on
12/16/2013 2:24:00 AM PST by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
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