As The_Reader_David pointed out above (#5) somebody had too much free time, but at least they chose to spend it in a way which enriched the world through humor!!
*snicker* I am rather reminded of an old telly series SitCom where one of the characters is a ventriloquist with a wooden dummy (Bob, I think its name was) who acted as if it was alive during each skit. Another character "Bill"(played by Billy Crystal) was portrayed as a homosexual and was constantly being belittled by Bob, the puppet.
In one episode, the ventriloquist (Peter?, I think?) comes down the stairs and asks, with shaking hands: "Has anyone seen Bob? He wasn't there when I woke up this morning!"
No one admits to having seen "Bob" that morning, and then abruptly "Peter" grabs an orange off of the fruit bowl on the counter, whips out a penknife, and quickly carves out a pair of eyes and a smiley mouth on the orange and turns it to look at (Billy Crystal) and in a high falsetto voice pipes:
"Hi! I'm Billy the fruit -like you!"
Some people just need to keep doing things...