[DogByte6RER]

Some people need to get a life ...

[ComputerGuy]

Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood

I fear Western Civilization has tipped too far to ever right itself.

[BenLurkin]

"Outraged child advocates are blasting NORAD's new 3D Santa Tracker program because it includes a fighter jet escort for jolly old Saint Nick. "

[2ndDivisionVet]

I’ve decided that people like this aren’t worth defending or being countrymen with. How do they think this nation came into being or stayed free? When can we get a divorce?

[SkyDancer]

Geeze Louise .... it’s fantasy not real. Good Grief!!!!!

[newnhdad]

Has anyone asked this tart how is Santa supposed to defeat the SAMs and high altitude radar unless he has an escort? Some people...

[PhiloBedo]

I think kids would like this......especially boys.

[Gabz]

Some people need to get a life ...

EXACTLY.

I have come to actually HATE these type people.

[Kirkwood]

If you don’t want your kids using the NORAD “Santa tracker” then make your own tracker.

[KarlInOhio]

Wait 'til they figure out the whole "making a list and checking it twice" and how it relates to the NSA.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Well, if it’s good for our ‘Socialist Santa Clause’ (Obama), it’s good enough for the big guy!

[Tammy8]

I may be crazy but it seems to me NORAD has been doing this for years...seems to me they tracked Santa on radar during the Cold War. Am I crazy? I swear I remember reports from NORAD on Santa’s progress on Christmas Eve, they made it sound all mysterious as if they didn’t have a clue what the “object” was they were tracking...

[ApplegateRanch]

I’m outraged by ginned up phony outrage by the perpetually outraged.

[LittleBillyInfidel]

FRAGILE PSYCHE ALERT!

[MeshugeMikey]

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Perpetual outrage must pay real good.

[smokingfrog]

you can't be too careful these days

[sten]

*pssst*

the fastest jets couldn’t even begin to keep up with the jolly ol elf.

he does every last mile in a single night... including stops for carrots, cookies, and careful delivery

[rockinqsranch]

Oh my GOSH! In Calif. new regs make it illegal to have fireplaces in new developments, so how will Santa be able to get inside to the Christmas Tree now. I think THAT’s more important an issue than a fighter escort for Santa.

I mean really.

[EDINVA]

I swear, I went looking for a John Semmes semi-news, semi-satire byline. Today’s news is competing with his satire.

[ThunderSleeps]

These fools do realize they are calling or accessing NORAD, a military entity? And they’re surprised there might be the slightest hint of military involved? It is NORAD people, not the local garden club.