[golux]

At the same time, aren’t we all fed up with “internet friends” from time to time?

[JennysCool]

Police in Dresden, Germany, say they have arrested a 55-year-old police officer on suspicion of murdering and butchering a man he met on a cannibalism website.

EVERYBODY'S on DU these days!

[Army Air Corps]

Are Germany and Japan in a battle to top one another in the “Yer Not Gonna Believe This!” contest.

[GeronL]

was he fired?

There was a story about a cop in Germany who was CONVICTED of rape and assault and was given a suspended sentence and not fired from his job.

Insane.

[Charles Henrickson]

Dresden Police Chief Dieter Kroll said at a news conference: "The victim had been fantasizing about being killed and eaten since his youth."

And when asked how they were able to crack the case, Kroll replied: "Alimentary, mein dear Watson, alimentary."

Kroll added that he himself would never consider eating a human, since he is a Dieter.

[One Name]

A fantasy/desire to consume human meat is most certainly demonically influenced.

A desire to be killed and consumed by a human is the counterpart, and just as demonic.

That these two found each other is perhaps fortuitous.

But, the demons aren’t dead or imprisoned, yet.

[haroldeveryman]

The Dresdener took the other guy for a Frankfurter.

[Revolting cat!]

Dog bites man. Whyd’ya think they call them Hamburgers and Frankfurters?

[tumblindice]

“The victim had been fantasizing about being killed and eaten all his life.”

Well, you’ve gotta follow that dream.

[Revolting cat!]

The police officer confessed that it tastes like hähnchen!

[Revolting cat!]

The police officer told the investigators that he’s fed up with people!

[Revolting cat!]

Evidently, police had to bribe the suspect’s accomplices before they agreed to testified against him. It cost them an arm and a leg.

[martin_fierro]

The police officer is believed to then have killed, tortured and dismembered the man

Killed, THEN tortured.

[Charles Henrickson]

The police officer is believed to then have killed, tortured and dismembered the man. . . . The police officer gave a partial confession. . . .

"Ich bin ein Dismemberin'er."

[Chode]

Eating Detlev...

[Hardraade]

Next thing you know, the police will be eating dogs, just like presidents..

[Charles Henrickson]

TRY TO DISMEMBER
Tune: "Try to Remember"

Try to dismember
That guy you remember
Whose name you know, whose tweets you follow
Try to dismember
It's time in November
When leaves fall off once they turn yellow
Try to dismember
His thighs aren't that slender
He looks like a tender and tasty fellow
Try to dismember
And when you dismember
Then swallow . . .

[cloudmountain]

Satan has been very hard at work on the Internet.

[cloudmountain]

Andrei Romanovich Chikatilo (Russian: Андрей Романович Чикатило, ... 1994) was a Soviet serial killer, nicknamed the Butcher of Rostov, the Red Ripper.

Chikatilo makes the rest of the serial killers look tame. I saw a story about him a few weeks ago. Scary. He MUST have made a pact with Satan...no one could be that evil.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Who would want to eat German?