Posted on 11/28/2013 11:24:48 AM PST by Rex1971
Edited on 11/28/2013 11:27:18 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Anyone who opposes the Affordable Care Act is a subhuman. It is a great law but lying republicans are trying to destroy it. I signed up with no problem on the website. Republicans want to repeal my new insurance. Obama is a hero!
Coffemakers don’t have the cojones they used to. Sad.
Long live the strong brew
And the boys peeing in your face while you’re getting the baby pins in position.
Beautiful day!
Merry Christmas, Darks!
That was what I finished off with my daughter. For now, I’m working on a white...pinot grigio, I think, and that will be IT for the rest of the month!
I ain’t proud...I can drink any Cardboardeaux!!! Even Sweet Red!
I can't imagine how I'd be able to get through the day drinking left-handed coffee. I'd probably have to use paper cups, because the mug would just feel very weird with the thumb-hole on the wrong side.
Seems like everybody I know is turning Bionic. Now is not the right time for political usurpers to be messing up our health-care system, but that discussion can wait.
Welcome aboard the Undead Thread!
Ya know? That never did happen! (I adopted my daughter, but my son was born to me.) I was aware of the “sign” and was fast with my right hand...I could slap that diaper on the protruding appendage before it ever leaked!
But I DID see a friend who was changing her boy...she had no clue, so when the urge struck, she didn’t get hit, but he peed in his own eye. It cut off the stream, but not for long and he did it again! I wasn’t a mother, then, but I still laughed when I reminded her!
Yes, Ma’am, it certainly was!! Wish I could have spent it in the Valley of the Sun!
I miss the Corning Ware percolator.
It made perfect coffee.
Problem is, the percolator is older than I am.
Fire hazard.
Merry Christmas!
Thank you, NnP.
Cyber has two bionic hips, too. That was four or five years ago. This stuff is called Titanium.
Can you imagine us going through the screening at the airport?
Know quite a few people who have gone through this. I know of one of which you speak.
You tricked me again. I know this because I’m ambidextrous. Nuns thought being left-handed was sinister, so they forced me to be right-handed.
Mugs are for both right- and left-handed people unless you drink yours upside down.
I had a first grade teacher that tried to force me to be wrong-handed. She would walk down the row and grab the pencil from my right hand and stick it in my wrong hand...
I went home and ratted her out to Mom (who just happened to be right handed - not wrong handed) and Mom went to school and had a little talk with Miss Newlove about the situation.
Miss Newlove never tried to force me to be wrong handed again..
And I always make coffee right handed. Doing it wrong handed splatters water all over the place... ;-) That's because being right handed proves you are in your right mind, but being wrong handed tells everyone your mind is left...
Note: Literal translation of the above into almost any other language but English will surely result in an erroneous rendering..
*Hug*
Thank you, Mouse...this Christmas was a very nice one for us. Just as an aside, last night we watched “The Nativity Story.” It was so moving and affecting, I wept out loud at the end. I recommend it to everyone.
Piper was invited to go outdoors during the Roast Beef Event, so Jake turned up and ate what Kathleen threw on the floor. Then Piper came back and cleaned the plates. All carnivores accounted for.
Ah.
So jake has had his meat treats without interference from “the fuzzy intruder”?
Erroneous rendering? There could be no possible translation. No, none at all.
However, I understand what you are saying. Your mom was nice to you. My mom agreed with Sister Mary Cleofus (sp?). We called her Sister Cleopus.
So now I’m an ambi, and I can use both sides of brain. LOL!
When Cyber and I got married, I had two dogs and Cyber had one cat. They have all passed into their Land of Wonder.
My Shepherds (Aussie and German) liked salad atop their kibble. No onions, but everything else went down their gullets. Go figure.
Mandy cat would wake up from a sound sleep and teleport from the other side of the house if liverwurst were to appear.
She would get insulted if you told her this phrase, “Mandy cats don’t eat/drink that.”
That statement would earn you a “death glare” that meant you should shrivel up and die in pathetic human rights patheticness.
Then there was Tiny dog, she’d eat anything “master” was eating.
That statement would earn you a “death glare” that meant you should shrivel up and die in pathetic human patheticness.
Darn autocowrecked.
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