Posted on 11/28/2013 11:24:48 AM PST by Rex1971
Edited on 11/28/2013 11:27:18 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Obviously you’ve been spanked, but I understand your dementia.
When my son was in college taking the required social studies indoctrination we used to scheme on current MSM spin memes to incorporate into his papers.
He got an A+ on a fantastically absurd paper he wrote using the theme that anyone who disagreed with Obama was a racist.
jj_fate, he trolled...poorly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MG5roH40-I
Rex shows us the dance of his people...
Oh, sorry. I went to the original UT and see it was “jj_fate” who was the UT Troll who rode the lightning 6/30/04.
I just read what the Mods left of his original post. It was...original. This one is a good thread as well. FTI Unit has been washing the dishes on here since 11/28.
Yuppers.
The FTI unit has been busy.
We have cat litter, catnip, and scratching posts.
Human furniture, not so much.
Is that..is that a... cat throne over there?
DVR
REX The Wonder Dog lifts his leg on you in a righteous comment on your Sad-Sack attempt to use his name while spewing your garbage.
That one had me looking for the clip from Raiders of the Lost Ark. The one with the guy flashing his swords all over the place. Do you still have those clips of the game with the monster cat that spits bees?
Naw, I don’t believe in flying saucers....
FBI
Ouch! TMI.
And?
Well, ya can’t have THAT, but — if you are an American citizen, you are entitled to:
a solar heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven (don’t watch the food cook),
a Dyna-Gym (I’ll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home),
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year’s supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan’s new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary’s baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new mastodon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a Meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago — Hell, a herd of Winnebago’s we’re giving ‘em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby’s arm holding an apple?
You been conversing with Reggie?
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The bad news is, it will take ten years to read it.
How did you know what I want from life?
ya know ... I too wonder. Just kidding.
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