[a fool in paradise]

Will the IRS bother to follow up on the “didn’t accurately report tips” charge?

[TomServo]

I doubt she’s a conservative, so the IRS won’t bother to investigate.

Notwithstanding the howlings from the homo-mafia.

[MrB]

This fool was greedy enough to take the $15 tip
and then try this scam.

If you’re going to claim no tip,
don’t take the tip on the credit card!